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THOMAS™ A.D.D. Since '83!

If you will it dude, it is no dream...

About Me

Thomas is a total asshole who ostricizes everyone he knows. He dresses like a fucking idiot, and doesn't even even own his own computer. He failed the fifth grade, and didn't get laid until he was 18. His attention span only allows him to read in the bathroom, and his cinematic tastes are limited to low-brow, shitty comedies that no one else likes. He has a callow, childish taste in music which he constantly (and very frequently) defends by picking apart everyone else's. He is currently sitting in his apartment writing a self depreciating 'about me' for his myspace...

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My Interests

Reading on the shitter

I'd like to meet:

Coach Hines.

Music:


THE BLUE BOMBER!

Movies:

The list goes on and on...

Television:

Arrested Development

Books:

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader; The Prophet, by Kahlil Gibran; Vice Magazine's Do's and Don'ts: 10 years of street fashion critiques; The Black Dahlia Avenger, by Steve Hodel; The Alphabet of Manliness, by Maddox; Look At My Striped Shirt, by The Phat Phree; ESPN Pro Football Encyclopedia; Lords of Chaos; I'm a Lebowski, You're a Lebowski: Life, The Big Lebowski and what have you; Haynes Auto Repair manuals; America: The Book