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David

My Left Eye Never Closes

About Me

Funny, sassy, and opinionated. Oh, and sassy. And funny. And opinionated.

My Interests

Paper, raspberries, stairs, and Hot Pockets. Great naps, Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls, and long sunset walks on the beach. Working out, reading, movies, and people watching.

I'd like to meet:

Cabbage Patch Kids, the cast of "Webster," and Susan Dey (post-Partridge-Family-but-pre-L.A.-Law.) Oh, and anybody funny and smart at the same time.

Music:

Many things.

Movies:

Anything scary.

Television:

24 (currently watching season six. Had a lot of catching up to do.) Top Chef, Hell's Kitchen, Desperate Housewives, Brothers and Sisters, Match Game, The Soup, The Office, My Name Is Earl, Ugly Betty, 30 Rock, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Six Feet Under, Sex and the City, Seventh Heaven (it's so wretched, but a treat to poke fun at). Reruns of $100,000 Pyramid and Seinfeld. Strangers With Candy

Books:

Catcher in the Rye (all time favorite).

Heroes:

Nomi Malone from the Cinematic Masterpiece "Showgirls." (I'M A DANCER!!!!)