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About Me

Dennis, Virgo, size 10 how the hell are ya!!!Ladies... Don't be shy I won't bite I promise! Well maybe just a nibble!!!
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I'd like to meet:

Friends, business contacts and a kind, caring, supportive woman or women who share the same goals, dreams and aspirations as I do. Someone who is not afraid to let their guard down, have fun and be themselves.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dennis
Birthday: Virgo
Birthplace: PA
Current Location: Warminster
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Bald as a baby's ass!!! Wanna rub it????
Height: 5'8''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right by birth and Left out of necessity
Your Heritage: A Menagerie of Heritages but mostly German and Polish!!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sneakers
Your Weakness: Not sure?
Your Fears: Don't really have any
Your Perfect Pizza: Fresh Garlic, Black Olives, Broccli, Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Become a top seller of my new Telephone System Dealership from Inter-Tel!!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Ha! Ha!, What! What! What???
Thoughts First Waking Up: Getting a couple extra minutes of sleep, Damn it! The dog has to go out for his morning evacuation!!!.
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: After 2:00am
Your Most Missed Memory: Being in the Marines
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or Burger King: Don't eat fast food
Single or Group Dates: Prefer one on one at first but after that I am cool with groups
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Are you Fucking Kidding Me With This Question!!! Got your answer?
Do you Sing: Only in private by myself; like in the shower.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Have some college but nothing prepares you for the world like the school of hard knocks!!!
Do you want to get Married: Not sure. I would really have to be wowed! I've kind of been there done that and I'm not sure I want to go thru the heart ache again.
Do you belive in yourself: Absolutely! If you can't, don't or won't believe in yourself how can you expect anyone else to believe in you!!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: What you can't read? I am fucking stuning!!! Don't you think?
Are you a Health Freak: Sort of?
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes! My parents and my family are my best friends; after all in the end at least you know they will be there for you if something horrible happens to you! Trust me I know this to be 100% true!!!!!!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: I used to play guitar and drums.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: NO
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes Several Times!!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Only in the moment! Nothing like a little slap and tickle and hard to get to make her crazy with passion!!!
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: In my sleep!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am already grown up and quite happy with my chosen proffesion.
What country would you most like to Visit: Australlia, New Zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Prefer Green, Hazel but it depends on the girl and my level of attraction to other parts, mind body and soul.
Favourite Hair Color: Prefer Brunettes, Red Heads but it depends on the girl and my level of attraction to other parts, mind body and soul.
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't matter
Height: 5'2'' to 6'0"
Weight: Well kept and caring about her appearance.
Best Clothing Style: Doesn't really matter if they are wel kept and care about themselves and their appearanc.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 8-10
Number of CDs I own: 25-35
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing really. The experiances, trials, tribulations, people, places and things in my past helped form whom I am today. Without them I would be a completely different person and that is something that I wouldn't want because I like the person that I have become!!!

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