I only have a myspace page so I can play the awesome games. I excel at "Throw the Football Through The Tire and win a free ringtone!", "Push The Safe and Get A New Sidekick 3", and "Whose Grill Is This?" I know all about grills because I am gangsta.
I would like to be a ninja. I hate talking on the phone. I like food. I dislike the Yankees. I enjoy sleeping. I do not enjoy waking up. My favorite new MySpace game is out fart the gorilla, he is a stinker. I like Chinese food that I am sure is not made from dogs. Dogs are pretty cool. Dog the Bounty Hunter is only cool because Cartman made him that way, brah.
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