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jason is the coolest

I need you like Jaws needs a raincoat.

About Me

I only have a myspace page so I can play the awesome games. I excel at "Throw the Football Through The Tire and win a free ringtone!", "Push The Safe and Get A New Sidekick 3", and "Whose Grill Is This?" I know all about grills because I am gangsta.

I would like to be a ninja. I hate talking on the phone. I like food. I dislike the Yankees. I enjoy sleeping. I do not enjoy waking up. My favorite new MySpace game is out fart the gorilla, he is a stinker. I like Chinese food that I am sure is not made from dogs. Dogs are pretty cool. Dog the Bounty Hunter is only cool because Cartman made him that way, brah. ..

My Interests

Baseball, Football, NCAA Basketball, Bowling, Midget Tossing.And of course MUSIC!

I'd like to meet:

22

Music:

Old school rap, old school R&B, and whatever else sounds good. Everybody wants a piece of my chicken!

Movies:

BORAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Friday, Seven, Anchorman, Napoleon Dynamite, Casino, Major League, The Kangs, Clerks 2, Happy Gilmore, THERES SO MANY MORE......

Television:

South Park, Family Guy, Sportscenter, Chappelle's Show, Stand-Up Comedy.