I like to do explosive ordinance disposal when the mood strikes. I really like to drive my car with my head out my window to see how many bugs I can catch in my teeth. Skydiving is fun and I like hunting big game. I like swimming with sharks in tropical waters. I recently decided to base jump off of short buildings, just to see if it could be done. OUCH. (And yes I would jump off of a bridge if my friends told me to.) One of my favorite pastimes is cock fighting and sumo wrestling. I love the thrill of the fight. I like to play underwater chess without scuba gear and also like to read Soldier of Fortune and Guns and Ammo in my down time.
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I'd like to meet:
I would like to meet anyone who is willing to wear black socks with sandals and shorts. I would like to meet any competitive hog callers out there. I have a thing for cloggers and square dancers. I like overly religious overweight bible thumpers from the midwest. I also like nude folk singers that are ambiguous about their sexuality. If you fall into any of these catagories, by all means let me know. We may have a future together. If you don't, write to me anyway..we will think of something to talk about.
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Music:
I love music. I really dig Yodeling and Bluegrass. I like bad Karaoke singers. I can jam to some folk tunes too. Opera is always a big turn on and of course I love accordian music and barber shop quartets.
Movies:
I love movies. Mostly porn and musicals. I really love musical porn. I love surveillance camera footage and anything about the forbidden love of farmers and their livestock. It brings a tear to my eye.
Television:
I am obsessed with the Pentagon Channel. I love the soap operas on the Spanish Network. I incessantly watch the Fishing Channel. I love a big old bass boat. I truly think they should make some more reality tv shows. I have some ideas called, "Gerbils, Snorkels and Tubes", "What's That Smell?" and "Sculpting With Earwax". I just don't think there is enough quality tv out there.
Books:
I love stuff in the do-it-yourself genre, such as Penthouse Forum, Hustler, S&M magazines, and Bob Villa's Home Repair. I like to be hands on with everything.
Heroes:
My biggest heroes are my 2 boys. They constantly challenge me and keep me aware that gasoline and matches are not a good combination. They remind me that boys do think about more than just playing with their friends and sports. They also think about snipers, guns, death and destruction, video games and of course women's breasts. They are the light in my life, but its possible that could be another fire.
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