My main passion is writing erotica. I also like calligraphy, Bonny's bath time, walking my dogs, the Daily Mail, jazz music, Dairy Milk, glass, skipping main course and going straight for the pudding! Looking for daddy, talking to you guys (my fans), batteries, Little Chef, expansive metaphors. I dislike...rubbers, cooking, West Ruislip, flossing my teeth, Bonny's weekly migraines (ssh! Don't tell her I said that!), haters, spam (both kinds), palindromes (what's the point?), candle wax burns (ow!), Oscar Wilde (a tasteless and vulgar man) mice, the Swiss, cotton wool, similes (say what you really mean!!!), whoever spray-painted 'JUDAS' onto my fence last year - I'd love to give the shit a punch! Lol!
My daddy
Bruce 'The Boss' Springsteen, Duke Ellington, Norah Jones, Louis Armstrong, Bunny Berigan, Ella Fitzgerald, Gareth Gates, Jamie Cullum, Aretha Franklin, Ray Charles, Nina Simone, Bing Crosby, Paolo Nutini, Katie Melua (the one about the Chinese is heavenly).
Eyes Wide Shut, Billy Elliot, the Aristocats, Tron, Con Air, Sleepless In Seattle, Hackers, Chasing Amy.
All medical dramas, Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Open All Hours, Till Death Do Us Part, Time Team, It's A Knockout!, The L Word, Takeshi's Castle (a Chinese show).
A Clockwork Orange, Story Of O, Pleasing Them, Dream Story, Instant Confidence, The Joy Of Sex, The World According To Clarkson.
Caligula, Margaret Thatcher, Bernard Manning, Paul McKenna, Bruce Springsteen...brb!!!