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Jeff

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About Me

In my short time here on Earth, I've met the most wonderful woman alive, had two fantastic children, and have many friends. I'm just glad I never caught Lupus. I heard that sucks. To find out more about how you can catch lupus go to: www.lupus.org
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Name: Jeff
Birthday: April 25, 1981
Birthplace: York, PA.
Current Location: Belington, WV
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brownish
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends what I'm doing, sometimes both, Wink*
Your Heritage: German and Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: AHHH, My all comfortable boots
Your Weakness: Fawn, lol
Your Fears: Alzheimer's Disease
Your Perfect Pizza: Everything in the world they can put on it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: A foundation for my new house
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Sissy girl
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who the......oh just you
Your Best Physical Feature: My arms
Your Bedtime: Whenever the beer tells me
Your Most Missed Memory: Hanging out with Suzie & Timmy playing poker
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Orgy
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton hot tea is alright when I'm sick
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: I sure as hell do
Do you Swear: I say darn every now and then
Do you Sing: Contestant ..6005791 on American Idol
Do you Shower Daily: Holy Lord No, why waste all that water
Have you Been in Love: Only for about eight years now
Do you want to go to College: Love to, can't afford it though
Do you want to get Married: Not to a person like you, lol, you ask too many ?'s
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes I think I'm the only one that does
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I play Enter the Matrix on PS2
Do you think you are Attractive: Not at all
Are you a Health Freak: I'm not really sure what that is
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeppers all 3 sets of them
Do you like Thunderstorms: They are extremely beautiful things
Do you play an Instrument: only if cack is an instrument
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: The real question is have I made any???
In the past month have you Smoked: only about 8 cartons
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no but Fawn wishes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: not that I can recall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I ate a box but there were no oreos in it
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: are we going by taste or smell here?
In the past month have you been on Stage: Last time I was on stage was in the R. Faire
In the past month have you been Dumped: The case is still pending
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Only by myself in the bathtub
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Fawn's heart.......AWWWWWWW!!!!!
Ever been Drunk:
Ever been called a Tease: nope, I'm a man of my word
Ever been Beaten up: only by John
Ever Shoplifted: If out of people's yards count
How do you want to Die: I want to die in my sleep, but only if Fawn dies too
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A father that got to watch his children grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: Jamaica
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: She don't have to have any if she don't want
Height: 5'1"
Weight: 115
Best Clothing Style: Tight pants, something that shows some toe
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3
Number of CDs I own: Inconclusive, ask zaq
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: A couple
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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My Interests

My only interest is to get some of this! Lol.

I'd like to meet:

You know who I'd like to meet? I'd like to meet a person who accepts rejection well over the phone. I've talked to a person from almost every country in this great world and have yet to meet someone who doesn't get pissed off when you tell them they can't do something they want to do. I guess in the big scheme of things, this one fact unites us all. AWWWW! Isn't that nice!

Music:

I like to hear anything but bitching. I need to buy me some of them there sounds of nature cd's. The Earth don't bitch much. Lol! How do you like that West Virginia accent?

Movies:

My favorite movies are Top Gun, The Matrix, The Matrix Reloaded, Matrix Revolutions, and What Dreams May Come. I like Goodfellas alot too, I like the old gangster movies when I'm up in York and they come on TV. That's the only time I ever get to see them though.

Television:

My favorite show is Sunrise Earth on Animal Planet. If you like to see the sunrise in all regions of the Earth, this show is for you. But the only other shows I watch are House, and cartoons, because Fawn and the kids control the TV.

Books:

The Bible, The DaVinci Code, Ishmael, Charlie Mike, DMX Biography, Dante's Inferno, Books about the Dead Sea Scrolls.

Heroes:

My hero is Chester Simpson.

My Blog

The Com-puter

Hello there everyone!  I just wanted to let you all know that Fawn's mom will most likely be repo-ing the computer sometime this week.  Don't be sad though, I will be back in a month or so t...
Posted by Jeff on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 04:37:00 PST

I’m Back...

Hello there!  I just wanted to let everyone know that if you missed me, I'm back now.  If you didn't, that's unfortunate because I'm back now.  After being off of here for months, it to...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 08:58:00 PST

The ole' switcharoo

Hey there everyone...  Just wanted you to know about a little experience I had a week ago.  I had an Oldsmobile Delta 88 that broke down on me on my way up to York a long time ago.  Wel...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 01:45:00 PST

One good fish.....

Hello there folks.  I just thought I'd tell you that I woke up at 4 this morning and couldn't sleep so I took my ass over to grandma's pond to go fishing.  After an hour and a half I caught ...
Posted by Jeff on Tue, 02 May 2006 09:30:00 PST

Love....

You ever wonder it meant to someone else when they told someone that they loved them?  Well I'd like to give you a little perspective as to how I feel about the whole damn thing.  I used to ...
Posted by Jeff on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 09:55:00 PST

Worst PA trip ever thus far....

Hey what's up everyone.  I'd like to just let you know about my current trip to Pa.  So far my car has broken down in Chambersburg and is still sitting there.  The next morning I'm sick...
Posted by Jeff on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 04:33:00 PST

Rock on....

I just wanted to write a quick little blog here to let everyone know that I got to use a fucking awesome tool today.  I was like a handheld jackhammer.  It rocked man, I used it to strip som...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 05:02:00 PST

My day at the office...

What's up Folks?  I'll tell you what's up!  I got to do something today that I've never done before in my life.  I got to break down a chimney with my brother in law Chris.  The wa...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 02:14:00 PST

Suzie's Wedding

I had a great day yesterday at my sister Suzie's wedding.  I got the pretty awesome honor of walking her down the aisle.  I didn't think I was ever gonna do that since I didn't plan on havin...
Posted by Jeff on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 12:13:00 PST