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************************************************************ **** I freak out if I touch butter, or rather, butter touches me. I love making to-do lists that I'll never look at. I'm upset that I just ended that sentence in a preposition. Sometimes I pretend to be a mortician or a test-tube baby; the reasons are three-fold: a)lying is the most fun a girl can have with her clothes on, b)it keeps my lightning-fast bullshitometer and rapist's wit at peak levels, and c)I need constant entertainment, which this henceforth provides. I can find something good in everyone...except clowns. It is imperative that I keep my BAC level at an optimum range of .12-.15 in order to maintain a personality and true sense of self. I have no ability to withhold a laugh, so if someone says something funny while I'm taking a drink of water or other caustic liquid, it's their own damn fault when said beverage spews onto their face. I am not a tomboy or a girly girl. I am so sick of people suing for being fat. It's called an oreo...stop eating it. I am not judgmental towards any creed/race/etc...I prefer to discriminate on a per-case basis. I get a secret pleasure out of the need to walk through sprinklers when there's no other suitable route. I will debate an issue regardless of how much information I know on the subject...I am not afraid of admitting I'm wrong AND/OR uninformed. The things people brag about tend to be their weaknesses. I fell/flipped backward out of my lounge chair at the Village pool last weekend and am hoping a video of it will surface so I can post it on myspace. I still think smarmy is a funny, funny word.
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