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Caroline

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About Me

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My Interests

Hot 6'8" blond Canadian manboy, Chillin, Squash, Wii, Air Hockey, Poker (fuck I love poker), Writing, Traveling, Reading, Literary Theory, Simcity, Pho, Cooking/Being All Domestic, Hip-Hop and Lyricism, Companion Animals and Horses, Decorating, Scuba Diving, Alcohol, Hiking, Skiing/Snowshoeing, Plants, Internet, and to relax, I smoke.

I'd like to meet:

Old friends, new friends, red friends, blue friends....

God, my boyfriend is hot. Too bad he's such a hardcore gangsta.

Music:

I love anything with a beat and a melody and tend to be drawn to hip-hop and indy/experimental music for that reason. Some of my favorite groups are Immortal Technique, Acey Alone, Dead Prez, Del, RJD2, Atmosphere/Slug, MF Doom, Cage, Aesop Rock, Blackalicious, the Beatnuts, Sweatshop Union, the Streets, Digable Planets, Musiq Soulchild, Aaliyah, Kimya Dawson/Moldy Peaches, Tegan and Sarah, Joanna Newsom, Starflam, Broadcast, Neutral Milk Hotel, Aquaduct, Fog and my first favorite, Sublime.

Movies:

eh, I don't really get into teh movies that much. Let's see: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Miles and Otis, full length cartoons, hmmm...

Television:

Absolutely Fabulous, South Park, Trailer Park Boys, Lost, Family Guy, America's/Canada's/Austrailia's/Britain's Next Top Model ( I like it when pretty girls cry), so I also like FearFactor... Simpsons, Project Runway, QAF, Dinosaurs, Golden Girls, Pimp my Ride, and I looooove Informational shows.

Books:

PILLARS OF THE EARTH and World Without End by Ken Follett, The Clan of the Cave Bear (actually the whole Earth's Children series), Fall on Your Knees, The Sunflower, Ishmael, Animal Farm, Memoirs of a Geisha, Wizards First Rule (the entire Sword of Truth series), most of Steven King, The Catswold Portal, Prism, Paradise Lost...

Heroes:

My mother... she lost both of her sons and continues to live with courage.

My Blog

You may find this very useful - Caro

CFICE.  It stands for Custom Flowcharts for Increased Communication Efficiency.  It was born with this sign.  Please let me know if you found this sign useful when visiting my house.If ...
Posted by Caroline on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 10:58:00 PST

How to Use a Lemon

1. Possess a great rack. 2. Wear a really tight shirt, in this case, Dana's. 3. As long as it isn't cold, no one knows where your nipples really are: 4. Cut the pointy ends off a lemon and...
Posted by Caroline on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 03:11:00 PST

Interlude: The Burrito Glory Hole

I was leaving my friend's apartment at 2 am to get a burrito from Taco Bell. That's all I wanted. I went down the stairwell and opened the door into a brightly lit parking garage. Directly in front of...
Posted by Caroline on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 03:43:00 PST

Kauai Commune

When I was 7 years old, my dad moved the family to the Hawaiian island of Kauai. He was a skilled laborer and was working construction there, but his whole plan was to have the family live outside sim...
Posted by Caroline on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 01:09:00 PST

TINY BLACK HAIRS?

Tiny Black HairsIt took a year to comprehend what I saw When my grief was fresh and raw and ragged I gagged and cried and dribbled Over his dead body. There, his hair Freshly washed, did it keep ...
Posted by Caroline on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 06:38:00 PST

I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE LET ME TAKE A PICTURE OF IT!

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Posted by Caroline on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 08:06:00 PST

Back in School

The day has been filled with deja vu, trepidation and strange feelings.  Here is the grass I lounged upon in the spring and summer's sun.  Here are the familiar doors, the steps I took ...
Posted by Caroline on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 02:47:00 PST

It Felt Like a Miracle North of Spokane

In the last moment before instant death, you don't think anything profound."  Oh shit" or "Fuck" are likely to be the last words in your head.   I couldn't believe it was happening to m...
Posted by Caroline on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 03:19:00 PST

The Vegete Problem Solving Chart

I worked at Vegete. We made vegetarian sandwiches. We didn't even bother going off the line to get high. And we're a bunch of perverts. That's Ben. I worked with my best friend Dana, Chris, B...
Posted by Caroline on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 07:44:00 PST

I just amputated the tip of my finger with a rotary blade! Click here for the pictures. :)

Let's slice some vegetables for a yummy dinner! Let's use this new slicer with a rotary blade we got for Christmas! What the deuce, this "safety guard" is hampering my quick slicing style! ...
Posted by Caroline on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 08:51:00 PST