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!MICHAEL!

ideas are bullet proof

About Me

I skateboard, gotta prolem deal with it.......oh my bad that was kinda mean but any way more about me cuz this is you know my page of stuff. So what could i posibly tell you about me that would just make you go crazy over me....hmm i have no idea and i dont realy care. But i supose i might as well write somthing here just to fill in space. Well as you already know i skateboard and if you didnt know that then your an idiot cuz you just read it earlier. im ok at skate i supose ..im not the best not pro yet gettin there though, i enjoy hanging out with my close friends because they know me better then any one els i know of. i also enjoy doin stupid random things that come to mind while im hanging out with my good friends.......if for some weird reason your sitting there thinking to your self im a poser...well then im gunna find you and kick your teeth threw the back of your head, im no poser.....hmm what els could i tell you about me.....ah yes as i said earlier im tall and skinny the kinda of skinny were you think i dont eat enuff but realy in fact i eat to much i just dont gain any thing its fuckin weird i know and it pisses me off i just wanna be fat...........well not fat....but like idk fatter then iam now...i dont enjoy random people coming arond me thinking they know me and end up anouying the fuck out of me to the point were all i wanna do is go home because they bothered and wasted my time.....i enjoy eating cheese...not all kinds of cheese just this weird ass cheese were you have to fight your way threw wax to get to it.....red-bulls are good and so is the new MD energy drink....i'am a verry cool person i would guess...i dont think im cool but now thati think of if i know of a lot of people that like me so i guess that makes me cool and most of thoughs kids i dont even know there names.......some people tend to get atached to me easily.....idk why......this one person almost died over me....i know thats fucked up but its the truth..im like a fuckin drug to people they just cant get enuff of me i guess..................Oh.....yeah ...umm i can be verry quiet at times and its eather because im realy bored or i just have nothing to talk about ...and like its not a good quiet i would say cuz like wen im quiet i tend not to talk for like hours.......green is my favrite color....i hate the color white its so dull.....i hate myspace.......and umm idk what els to type so i guess im done here......my aim screen name is cky4k5 , you should im it some time....
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My Interests

skating, piecrings, tattoos, games, computers, movies, running from the cops, fighting, putting my mother fucking shades on at night!!!....((untill Adam flipped a bitch and stopped on them while me and my best friend shawn were walking acrossed a frozen lake.....))

I'd like to meet:

someone who will like me for who i'amand some one cool

Music:

In these demon days It's so cold inside So hard for a good soul to survive You can't even trust the air you breathe Because mother earth wants us all to leave When lies become reality You numb yourself with drugs and T.V. So pick yourself up, it's a brand new day So turn yourself round Don't burn yourself, turn youself Turn yourself around To the sun!

Movies:

.. width="425" height="350" ..american history x, boondock saints, spider man 1 and 2, full metal jacket,good fellows,godfather,scarface,blow,mall rats,jay and silent bob,we were soilders,underworld,fight club,saw2,thirteen ghosts,house on haunted hill,half baked,sandlot,the jacket, seven.
You were destined to have a Red Lightsaber.Red is the color of fire and blood, so it is
associated with energy, war, danger, strength,
power, and determination as well as passion and
desire. You have seen the Strength and Power of
the Dark Side of the Force and have you thirst
for more of it.

What Colored Lightsaber Would You Have?
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Television:

family guy, futurama,simpsons,ren and stimpy, rockos modern life,acua team hunger force and what ever the fuck ill watch when im drunk!!I'LL KILL MUTHER FUCKERS!!

Books:

Fight Club, Servivor, and meany other books by Chuck Palahniuk. i just need to go out and buy the rest of the books he wrote.

Heroes:

im my own hero

My Blog

if there is no oxygen in space, how does the sun burn

Question: If there is no oxygen in space, how does the Sun "burn"? Answer: The Sun does not "burn", like we think of logs in a fire or paper burning. The Sun glows because it is a very big ball of ...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 11:28:00 PST

Chuck Norris

 Chuck Norris' Facts: 1) Chuck Norris can unscrable eggs. 2) If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down. 3) There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allo...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 03:57:00 PST

do this shit or not idc

Would you? Will you? yes or no? Give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ Kiss me? Let me kiss you? Watch a movie with me? Take me out to dinner? Let me drive you somewhere? Take a shower with me? ...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 11:32:00 PST

tool

Nurse: Excuse me, doctor, do you have a moment?Doctor: A moment? What's the question?Nurse: More of a situation, a gentleman in Exam 3.Doctor: What's the problem?Nurse: That is the problem: we're not ...
Posted by Mike on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 12:21:00 PST

*sigh* emotions

Now if there's a smile on my faceit's only there tryin' to fool the publicbut when it comes down to foolin' you;Now honey, that's quite a different subject But don't let my glad expressiongive you the...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 07:26:00 PST

dooooo it

Would you? Will you? yes or no? Give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ Kiss me? Let me kiss you? Watch a movie with me? Take me out to dinner? Let me drive you somewhere? Take a shower with me? ...
Posted by Mike on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 03:58:00 PST

fear and loathing in las vegas

We were somewhere around Barstow on       the edge of the desert when the         &nb sp; drugs began to take hold.....
Posted by Mike on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 05:39:00 PST

getting shot inthe fucking eye

"after building and lighting the bon fire up and after i got about 6 or 7 beers in me we all desided to play air soft witch is run around and shoot each other with bb guns if you didnt know....and we...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 02:15:00 PST

DOOOOO IT....

>>FILL IT OUT<<do you's1. do you think im cute?2. do you want to kiss me?3. do you want to cuddle wit me?4. do you want to hook up with me?5. do you think im smart?are we's1. are we aquint...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 02:17:00 PST

confustion

ever have one of thoughs days were noting makes sence at all i mean nothing like every thing jsut completly confuse's the hell out of you and you dont know why ?...this is happening to me today and it...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 01:45:00 PST