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Rock Smoker.

Okay, what would Justin do at a time like this? He'd kill everybody and smoke some cigarettes.

About Me

My name is Justin Smith, I'm unrealistically awesome and morally defunct. Metaphorically speaking, however, I'm sickeningly inadequate. AIM sn: o e s t c o t e
I'd like you all to know that I've beeen thinking. 'Cause I been thinking, I been thinking about nothing. Now I been thinking about nothing to do and nothing but thinking. I know what it is to be there and now, people, there ain't nothin' here but people. Dig it? Now if people got problems and they got problems with people, I know what it is to be there. You gotta smoke it, smoke it. Just as long as you can smoke it, smoke it. If people got problems and they got problems with people, I know what it is to be there. Uninsured co-payment amortization, local collection at its latest litigation. I should have stayed in college for about another hundred years but I know what it is to be there. Alimony, palimony, don't get too drunk in vegas -- at least not with the waitress from any those places. People got more baggage than JFK, and I'm talkin' about the airport, man. You gotta smoke it, smoke it. Just as long as you can smoke it, smoke it. We got child-proof containers we only use as directed, inspected by Number 9 and it seems like he checked it. Alright, here we go, everybody together. Here we go, everybody together. So lets get a big round of applause, a big round of applause to brothers and sisters, brother's mothers, sisters, other mothers, other brothers, sister's mothers, anyone. Anyone whose here, lets have a big round of applause, anyone who can do it. Smoke it, smoke it. Just as long as you can smoke it, smoke it. If people got problems and they got problems with people, I know what it is to be there. Filed for an extension on my tax motion, paid off our house and then fell into the ocean, growing up quicker and handling my liquor, you know what it is to be there. I registered to vote so I could extate my exemption, I thought laundry was the fifth dimension, thats why I never voted in the presidential election; cause women are clearly more qualified to submit to. Smoke it, smoke it. Just as long as you can smoke it, smoke it. So if your gonna be a dog then at least be a good dog; come on and sit, beg, stay. Smoke it, smoke it. Just as long as you can smoke it, smoke it. If people got problems and they got problems with people, I know what it is to be there. Smoke it.

My Interests

Drugs, raping the innocent, hosting cocaine buffets, throw in a little bit of incest and infanticide and I'm set for life.

I'd like to meet:

Friends, fanatics, mormon neo-nazis and those dedicated to the proverbial cause.

Music:

Placebo, Three Inches of Blood, Oasis, The Killers, Hot Action Cop, Bad Religion, Sigor Ros, Velvet Revolver, Nirvana, Bush, Disturbed, Radiohead, Decemberists, Andrew W.K., AC/DC, Twisted Sister, Guns n' Roses, Rolling Stones, Trapt, Trust Company, Children of Bodom, Dragonforce, Rhapsody of Fire, Kamelot, Epica, Nightwish, Sonata Arctica, Lacuna Coil, Tristania, The Gathering, Sex Pistols, The Cure, Cam'ron, Warren G, Snoop, Eminem, Dre, Bone Thugs, Lloyd, Young Buck, 50, Beastie Boys, all those garage bands you've never even heard of you sick bastards.ROCK, RAP, PUNK, METAL, ETC.

Movies:

Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Boondock Saints, Equilibrium, Fear and Loathing, Blow, Dog Day Afternoon, Sin City, The Wild Bunch, etc

Television:

Those shows where they take recovering prostitutes, hold their families hostage, and make them whore themselves out once again to save the ones they love. Not only do people die; emotionally fragile women are once again faced with the fact that they, well, suck. Both figuratively and literally speaking, of course.That and, uhh, the Christian channel.

Books:

The Bible, Little Women, and anything that slanders the righteous or spreads unwarranted hate propaganda.

Heroes:

Myself, whoever created alcohol, and the guy that hangs out backstage letting groupies in and taking bribes; he's the core of it all and he does it so damn well.

My Blog

Here’s the thing about Scarface...

This really has been something that's been on my mind for a very, very long time now -- so I figure I'd just go ahead and get this off my chest.Tony for-the-love-of-fucking-god Montana is a man not to...
Posted by Rock Smoker. on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 12:45:00 PST

So there goes my dignity... (LONG)

I had a very interesting experience the other day, so while I'm killing time before class, I thought I'd share my thoughts on the subject. At least one time in his life, a man will reach a point in w...
Posted by Rock Smoker. on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 11:49:00 PST

100 things about Justin, for all my adoring fans.

1. First grade teacher's name: Mrs. Gillespie 2. Last person you kissed: a cunningly diabolical harlot. 3. Last word you said: One (I was giving out a phone number) 4. Last song you...
Posted by Rock Smoker. on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 10:15:00 PST

NOTICE TO ALL BANDS/MUSICAL ARTISTS TRYING TO ADD ME AS YOUR FRIEND.

If I haven't added you myself, chances are I don't like your music. So, like, don't bother. But then again, theres been those rare times when I'm wrong... (haha, just kidding. I'm always right.)...
Posted by Rock Smoker. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Things women should know about me..

(idea stolen from liz, thanks dear) When it comes to women: - I love a woman with dark, sharp, mysterious eyes. You know, the kind in which looks could kill. Looks are still important to me, obv...
Posted by Rock Smoker. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Apparently, 53% of high schoolers DONT know what the Holocaust was..

Christ, are you people deaf or just fucking retarded?<3
Posted by Rock Smoker. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Much to everyones dismay, I DO NOT enjoy sleeping with 16 year old girls.

So, like, stop trying to friend me if your bordering on the line of the age of consent within this state. Thanks, Justin.
Posted by Rock Smoker. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"I'm sorry, is this an apartment or someones asshole?"

So I just got back from apartment hunting today. And let me just throw in my 2 cents when it comes to management showing off some of their rooms: If you're going to display this as a model view of the...
Posted by Rock Smoker. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I have the coolest conversations sometimes..

o e s t c o t e: im drinking coffee right now out of a cup BeemenKeenen: out of a cup? holy shit justin that is revolutionary o e s t c o t e: and it makes me think of The Holy Grail; inspiration of...
Posted by Rock Smoker. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New rule if you're adding me as a friend.

I'm not just shamelessly accepting every friend request that comes my way now... If you really want to be my friend, send me a message or something first -- I'm sick of having friend requests from ...
Posted by Rock Smoker. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST