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“She spoke with ferver and inhaled the stars, and through the blinding light of a dismal love, a miracle transfixed her life...
She is Miley Rhylynd Caydent Moon, and I am she. The proudest mother to exist. My little cognitive aura. My sparkle. My glow. My essence. I couldn't imagine anything or anyone more perfect. I thank the one that is and count my blessings daily. Look out world because she is a dynamo!
“Every record I put out you can guarantee there’s going to be about five people that are going to call me and e-mail me and go, ‘I can’t believe you fuckin’ said that on your record! I can’t believe you fuckin’ told people about that!’ This time around, nobody can call me out on that...”
"Fuck a classic album, give my life five mics." -Slug of Atmosphere
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Vinnie attacks the IMPOSTER!
MAIL ME @ [email protected] or AIM ME: HERESYOURPOISON. WHY? THE LIST IS AS FOLLOWS...
Is mall boredom trapping you beneath its pale surface waves? Is wearing the same hoodie as your other three best buds making you cry? Does your tush need some plush? Do you just want the opportunity to be the unique creation that you are supposed to be? WELL THEN, LOOK NO FURTHER, and prepare for the ULTIMATE MacATTACK! GET NiaVOLUTED or CHACHiCATED TODAY! DO NOT WAIT! TOMORROW MIGHT BE TOO LATE...
CONTACT ME, JESSA.LYN, to order your BiD LiU. APPARREL OR HAND TAYLORED NIA COUTURE TODAY. Perfect for any holiday...


FIRST AND FOREMOST: THERE's MUSIC. I am an ever aspiring Musician and Producer, w. God given talents in both realms. And, no I do not mind blowing my own horn. I dont, because, like many of the greats, God has given me a voice of inspiration, and I will continue to develop it until I can make my truest form of love and my only real healing stone in "his" life fulfilling prophecy. Heres to living the dream:
PINK - Dear Mr President
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Jill Scott - "Hate On Me"
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Secondly: there's Fashion: I have my own clothing line: Nia,and Like a MAC-truck, its appeal is spreading like BUTTER-FLY WINGS glossing over WILD FIRE SKIES...
And, I feel so blest for the ability to EVOLVE my NIaVOLUTION through the art of VISCERAL STORY!


SPECIAL SHOUT OUT to MISS KAT V.D. JESSICA L. Michelle S. and MR. JEFFRE STARR for being themselves, and for constantly breaking the mold. You are my inspirations, through and through. HEADS UP THOUGH, becuase the competitions coming its way in 2010! <3
And, another shout out to my fellow branders, and personal faves!
TO WRITE LOVE ON HER ARMS.
SKELANIMALS.
DIRTY ADDICTION.
Bleeding Starr.
Carouselle Clothing.
Edge Wear.
Michelle Starr.
Jessica Louise.
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Modern Misheif.
and, LIE WEAR.
STOP WEARING THE SAME SHIT. SUPPORT ART! <3
THIRDLY, I am an ENVIRONMENTALIST. ECOLOGIST. and ACTIVIST. "WE FACE A CONVERGIENCE of CRISIS. All of which are a concern for life. WILL OUR PIVITAL GENERATION CREATE A SUSTAINABLE WORLD IN TIME?"
"What people need to realize is there are things we can do in our every day lives. Everyone making a change pads up to something... With existing technologies we could litterally reduce the human footprint on planet Earth by 90%... These are not technical issues, nearly as much as they are political... THIS IS OUR FINEST HOUR. What a great time to be born. What a great time to be alive. This generation gets to completely change this world..."
The 11th Hour
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FOURTHLY, I AM PORTLAND's STYLIST ICON.
MUSIC.
HAIR.
FASHION.
You name it, and I CAN ROCK IT OUT! And, the difference between me and those others, is that I let my ethics and morals guide the way on my quest for beauty, whereas most give up the true search for purity. And, it is a sad tradition (that is the compromise of one's self for the daily dollar), but, no worries, because it's one of which I HOPE TO ONE DAY KILL!
FINALLY, here are some basic truths about me, that you might want to take heed to, and REMEMBER, they are UNWAVERABLE. My SOUL is TRULY and FINALLY fully content...
I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS MAN.
I AM A SCORPION.

I AM AN EVER ASPIRING VEGAN.
I AM LOVE.
I AM DELICATE, but could break your face if PROVOKED.
I AM AN ENIGMA.
I AM AND WILL ALWAYS BE IN LOVE With METAL. TATTOO'd BOYS AND GIRLS. AND PASSION. And, of course, these boys. YOU ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE "BUDs". RIP. and <3 to the MEMORIES...
I AM ASSURED.
I HAVE and WILL ALWAYS THROW DOWN for MY FRIENDS. DONT TEMPT ME to have to...
"I am random to a fault.." - Thanks Mags.
... and, IM not taken, but IM NEVER AVAILABLE. I am the DESTROYA. You can thank your predecessors for that, and I DO NOT have the time to settle, any more, for you, or ANYONE. And, I mean that as POLITE as possible. Blessings.
Anything else, well, just ask...
Oh, and ONE MORE THING: I WILL NOT CHANGE for YOU or ANYONE. So save your condescending undertones and back-bitting for the NEXT. Thank You...
"People need to hate me because they hate themselves. They want to believe the rumors about me because they don't have their own rumors. I'm here to stay, with my diamond rims and pink lipstick, so get used to it and worry about yourself before you try and be negative about me. I'm a getaway car for real feelings. I'm your Miss Methamphetamine, the truth shoved up your nose. Smile, with your gasoline teeth and forced empathy. Let me be the one thing that makes your heart break because you can't help it. You need someone like me to make you feel wrong..."
I TRULY, MADLY DEEPLY LOVE. LOVE. LOVE. MY LIFE and LIVE in the belief of his HIS SECRET! AS DO ALL MY BEAUTY LOVER SOUL-MATES.
...and, Every day I THANK GOD FOR HIS MAYAN BLESSINGS...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

AS FOR THE FELLAs. SORRY, but I HAVE MET THE ONE, that stole my heart LIFETIMES AGO!


Anyone who wont hesitate to dance under red lighting, and DEFINATELY, ALL THAT WANT TO DO IT IN MY CLOTHING LINE: Nia!

Those who long to see the world burn, need not apply!

OH, IF YOU HAVE HAIR, CHANCES ARE I WANT TO MEET YOU, JUST SO I CAN ROCK IT OUT!

IN CASE IT CANT BE FIGURED OUT, ALL CUTTs and COLORINGs WERE DONE BY ME, or one of the OTHER THREE IN MY HAIR CARE MOD SQUAD. IF SOMETHING DOESNT APPEAL TO YOU HERE, well, IM GUESSING you have a BORING mom bob, and prolly DRIVE A SOCCOR MOM SUBURBAN. And, you are the people, I am not aiming my skills towards! And, I MEAN THAT WITH OH SO MUCH L<3VE. As, for the rest, if you do see something you want done...
I DO HOME VISITS. SO FUCKING, CONTACT ME ALREADY. NOW. GO! GO!... <3>


SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? CONTACT ME, JESSA-LyN,in order to get ahold of ME AND/OR THE "WESTCOAST "Myspace Hottness" STYLE DIVA EXTRAORDINARE's" CREW @k@ STEFANI, GERICYDE, and/or MAGGIE WINSLOW, to set up an appointment, to GET YOUR HAIR ROCKED in the PORTLAND or ARROYO GRANDE areas.

OUR STYLISTS do not work for the faint of heart, so only the bold need apply, just kidding, ALL ARE WELCOME...

We specialize in:

.FADE COLORING AND "HALOS".

.FINE COLORING (undertints, chunking, weaves).

.HEAVILY TEXTURIZED AND LAYERED HAIR.

.SHORT ASYMETRICAL and ALINE CUTS.

.EXTENTIONS.

And um, ya, WELL, ya know...

Hair Prices & Info:

Cuts
Women: $25 Women w/Blow out & Style: $40 Men: $10-$15 Child: $10-$20
Trim: $15 Bang Trim: $7

Color:
Re-Touch: $45+ Color w/Cut & Style: $60 Color : $45+ Color W/Panels or Slices: $65+ Color Correction: $120+ Special Effects Color Blocking $65+

Highlights
Partials: $55+ Full Head: $95+ [varies depending on length & styled desired]

Misc. Blowout w/ Style: $25+ Relaxers $65+ Chemical Hair Straighteners: $150

Makeup: Contact for Consultation Tutorial: $35 Special Occassion: $45+

Extensions:
Microring, Microtube, Fusion, Glue-In, & Clip-In available. Exact pricing is given upon consultation. Deposit for hair is needed at consultation.

PLUS MY SEW IN ABILITIES ARE BEING MASTERED AS WE SPEAK, so ya, its only going up hill from here LADIES and GENTS!

Contact me for more info or if you have any questions!

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His needle. My DESIREROUS BREATH.

  Isolation. Kissing my mouth. ..                              ...
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Valentines in an attic.

"I’ve got a wolf’s mouth" biting out my tongue, just to feel it bleed. You made my hands hot.                  O...
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Its safe to say, that Ive learned to swim.

I’m up against this wall, painted a pretty knit blue,                 swimming upside down in a pool, in front of a sign tha...
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Gentleman, start your engines. JESSAs single and ready for the dating game!

BOYFRIEND/LOVER APPLICATION. LEGIT PEOPLE ONLY PLEASE! Oh and if your not badass, I wont dare even care... Name:Age:Birthday:Location:What makes you think that you would want to be my girlfriend?What...
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Whats upside down, covered in silver? THIS CRUCIFIX. My four leaf clover! <3


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"Should have gone to China. They pretty much just give out babies like free Ipods"


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What do you need wool for? We are in a CLIMATE CONTROLLED ROOM!


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I dont like guys w/out facial hair....


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