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Walker Texas Ranger

Walker told me I have AIDS.

About Me

Walker Texas Ranger's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. EVER!

My Interests

boom-boxes, ankle socks, wasabi mustard, finding old mix-tapes from 10 years ago, doodling on napkins, hammocks, argyle, gnutella and waffles, crime scenes

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Norris

Music:

MF Doom, Incredibad, Gnarles Barkley, Giant Panda, People Under the Stairs, Caural, Daedelus, Yesterday's New Quintet, Scott Herren, RJD2, Dilla, Blueprint, Blockhead, 3582, Dabrye, Cage, Outkast, Madlib/Quasimoto, Ludacris, Murs, The Roots, Cody ChesnuTT, Little Brother, Foreign Exchange, Diverse, Jean Grae, Mos Def, Classic Jay-Z and Nas, Blackalicious, YT Cracker, Jimmie Rodgers, Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr, Ray Charles, Dean Martin, Grant Green, Thelonious Monk, Miles Davis, Charlie Parker, Henry Mancini, David Holmes

Movies:

Manhunter, Capote, Primer, All the Real Girls, Raising Victor Vargas, Crash, Thank You for Smoking, Art School Confidential, Alpha Dog

Television:

Lonely Island, Animal Planet, Project Runway, Sports Center, Conan O'Brien, Family Guy, The Daily Show

Books:

Hustler, In Cold Blood

Heroes:

Rollie Fingers, Walker Texas Ranger, the Dali Llama, Wilt Chamberlain, Mr. T, The Shogun Assassin, Dane Cook, Andy Samburg