DEFENDER OF COLD COOCHIES! - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Lover of Love, Hater of Hate. I love to have a good time with my friends and family. I see myself as a type of guy who always wants people to laugh, though this can be at yours or my expense. Im not afraid to take a 'joke for the team'. I've done many funny, fucked up things in my time. Im rather fond of going to the gym and staying in shape, racing around in my new car, eating fine foods, and just enjoying this thing called life. Always open for new experinces in life. Hit me up. .. Homersatan

My Interests

Fantasy/Sci-Fi books, debating dumb people, lifting wieghts, watching movies, running, playing with sharp things, driving into things with a forklift, and racing around in my car.

I'd like to meet:

Cool people, I don't just add random folks though. Anyone that likes to do things. I'm big into going out and doing stuff. Ya thats right, I said stuuuuff!

Music:

Tool, System of a Down, Elvis, Beatles, 50 cent, E 40, Enimem(sp ya I suck), Tupac, Rap, Lynard Skynard, Sister Machine Gun, Slick Idiot, Marilyn Manson, KMFDM, NIN, Pink Floyd, Rob Zombie, Drifters, Johnny Rivers, Rammstein, Oldies in general cir. 1950-1970, Talking Heads, Paul Oakenfold, Country, ahhh shit I give up to much stuff. Anything that moves me at the time.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Spiderman, Evil Dead (series), Gladitator, Mask (the one with Cher), Gummo, Spike and Mikes sick and twisted animation fest. Blade (series), Batman, Batman Returns, hrm anything with lots of violence and a decent enough story. Yeah.

Television:

Cartoons, Pimp my Ride, Southpark, Simpsons, Drawn Togather, Futurama, Family Guy, Crazy shit like that. No reality tv. History Channel, Discovery Channel

Heroes:

Stand up for what is right and what you believe in. Don't change to fit in. Be who you are and you are a hero.

My Blog

25 my god!

In less then ten hours I'll be the same age my mom was when she had me. Funny thing is I may be 25 soon but I still feel like a better version of a highschool/college kid. Thankful for all the friends...
Posted by DEFENDER OF COLD COOCHIES! on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:38:00 PST

Lazy

I have grown lazy in my efforts to stay in shape. Granted I'm not fat, but Im not happy with not going to the gym in basically a little over a month. So don't expect hanging out monday and wednesday n...
Posted by DEFENDER OF COLD COOCHIES! on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 05:33:00 PST

Fuck You Fucks

Ya so I came down to get some lunch this morning and what did I find on my new car door my friends? Fucking key marks. Ya thats right, some dickless shit keyed my new car. Why? Don't ask me, people ar...
Posted by DEFENDER OF COLD COOCHIES! on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 05:01:00 PST

Yes its late

Beer, Shots, and anything to drink Makes me sloshed and I can't think Dancing, Laughing, and Fastfood Another drink and I might act lewd...
Posted by DEFENDER OF COLD COOCHIES! on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 01:47:00 PST

Dedicated to an old cat named Freedom

Happiness balled up into fur Black and white starting to purr Resting his head upon my chest Smiling cause he knows he's the best Eyes closed shut at the touch Freedom I miss you so much ...
Posted by DEFENDER OF COLD COOCHIES! on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 12:34:00 PST

Random late night madness!

Witching hour upon the sky While time is slipping by Craddled into arms Bewitched by nighttime charms Birth and death with every day Lives jumbled into fray ...
Posted by DEFENDER OF COLD COOCHIES! on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 12:59:00 PST

A Poem By Myself

Upon my perch I sitRanting and raving in a fitLaughing, cackling, and deciding fateUpon this broken egg crateWhile I look down and pointI twist and move every jointGoing to hell you may beBut you'll b...
Posted by DEFENDER OF COLD COOCHIES! on Mon, 22 May 2006 02:04:00 PST