Vickie - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Welcome to my profile. For your safety I ask that you please buckle your seat belt and keep your arms and legs inside the ride until the profile has come to a complete stop! You are prohibited from reading this profile if you suffer from high blood pressure, heart disease, or are pregnant. While reading this profile some people have experienced chest pains, shortness of breath, light headedness, and unexpected urinary release. When the ride is over pick up your trash, wipe that silly grin off of your face, and carefully exit to the left :) Some of the things I like to do are. dust, vacuum, wash clothes, wash dishes, mow, weed eat, pay bills, make beds, wash cars, rake leaves, trim shrubs, buy groceries, take out the trash, and rub your back! Just kidding...no I'm not...yes I am...no I'm not. Anyway where was I? Oh you should also bring something to the table such as a four wheeler, golf cart, flat screen, big tool chest, and a bass boat. Please have picture of bass boat in your profile. I don't trust cereal makers. Did you know that Grape Nuts doesn't contain grapes or nuts? JERKS! I don't understand shoe sales? You know where you buy one pair for twice what it is worth and then you get one pair free!?!? I hate trying to convince a vending machine that my dollar bill is real. Are you feeling my pain? You should also be able to help me with some nagging questions like If corn oil comes from corn and vegetable oil comes from vegetables then where does baby oil come from? What ever happened to Preperation A through G? I am VERY adventurous. I play outside without sunscreen and sometimes consume things that have been proven to kill lab mice. How DUMB is that!! Oh and some things that I have found to be hard on relationships are mace, over protective dogs, tasers, and restraining orders! I mean...how can I get to know you if I can't come within 500 feet of you??? My friends describe me as funny, cute, considerate, and trustworthy. My enemies describe me as not funny, ugly, inconsiderate, and untrustworthy. Who "YOU" gonna believe? I don't care if you laugh "at" me or "with" me just as long as you are laughing :) ..

My Interests

Some of the things that I like are cool weather, CNN, pets, the hot tub that I don't have yet, wearing high heels, cardinals baseball, boxing, horse back riding, sleeping with a fan, log cabins, being debt free, unlimited long distance, humor, thunderstorms, hunting, fishing, four wheeling, going to the races, high speed internet, peach tea, landscaping, chocolate mint ice cream, holidays, fire places, driving fast, ESPN, and indoor toilets. I dislike hot humid weather, radishes, sun burns, telemarketers, ticks, fine print, mosquitoes,dark chocolate, slow drivers, bills, rude people, swimming in the ocean at night, turtle necks, commercials, gas prices, ironing, junk mail, long lines, weeds, alarm clocks, coming to a complete stop at a stop sign, the flu, snakes, missed opportunities, sushi, reading, pizza burns on the roof of my mouth, pennies, coffee, and wedgies.a

I'd like to meet:

The first guy that ever ate an egg. WHAT was he thinking? It's a freaking chicken fetus! Dude...spit it out...that's sick!

Music:

I like all kinds. Either it is a good song or it isn't...right? You know that music that they play in movies when something bad is about to happen? Wouldn't it be great if you could hear that in real life? Then you could...get OUT of the ocean...NOT open the door...etc. Whenever something bad happens to me I am like HEY can somebody play a lil scary music next time!?!? Tip a sista off!

Movies:

All kinds but they are best at the theater! Is it the big screen? Is it the cushy seats? Is it the popcorn? Nah I think it is the lack of commercials! I still say they should have a "luxury" section. Call them "box" seats or whatever but a strip of seats in the middle that have recliners...no leather recliners...no no HEATED leather recliners! Wait...and waitresses!! Hold on a minute. How much ARE tickets for these seats???

Television:

Yes I believe in them! Hi...my name is Vickie and I am a flipper. Hi Vickie! Uhm...uhm...did I just take the first step to recovery??? I saw a refrigerator the other day at Lowes that had a tv in the door. I hope I never have it THAT bad! Hey kids...let's get some chairs and go sit in front of the refrigerator!! Naaaaaah One more thing. Why does the price of TVs always come down and the price of cars always go up? I wish Magnavox would come out with a car for cryin out loud!

Books:

HATE reading! Grrrrrrr! Let's talk about something else. Hey did you hear about global warming? That really bites huh?

Heroes:

My future hero is the guy that will stop making pennies. I am sick of pennies! I hate pennies! Can I get an AMEN up in here??? People that help or donate when nobody is looking. Friends that help in times of need as opposed to talking behind your back while smiling to your face. Real heroes are rare.