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Fat Mandie

I poop in loved one's pillow cases....

About Me

i like popsicles and explosives. and mother fucking grape soda ..
F Flavorful
A Ambivalent
T Tough
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M Meek
A Amorous
N Nutty
D Dainty
I Intense
E Eccentric
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Lying in bed after making love and just doing whatever.
How You Are In Love
You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time.
You give and take equally in relationships.
You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.
You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.
You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love?
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Your kiss is... erotic
Your hugs are... warm
Your eyes... burn into my heart
Your touch is... irresistable
Your smell is... exotic
Your smile is... encouraging
Your love is... eternal
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The Quote "But mostly, I hate the way I don?t hate you, not even close,Not even a little bit at all.."-Kat Stratford(10 things I Hate about You)

My Interests

it's like my pool's tearin' ass around the backyard but it's standing still.. yeah still waters run deep.. (carl - a.t.h.f.) i like to draw and do tats and get tats and hang out with ash and do normal chic stuff i guess.. like riding bicycles drunk at like four in the morning.. and vandalizing shit.. and rocking the gb.. and taking sweet jumps off curbs and leaving forty year old men hanging.. and rocking to extreme more so than anyone has ever rocked to the extreme.. because we are extreme rockers.. and finding dead things to put on peoples cars.. you know normal chic stuff.
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Blind Philosopher.Where You Lived: Portugal.How You Died: Suicide. Who Were You In a Past Life?
Your Stripper Song Is
Closer by Nine Inch Nails

"You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I?ve got no
Soul to tell"

When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy. What Song Should You Strip To?

I'd like to meet:

umm pretty much anybody. i like dudes and would prefer to meet them but chics can chat to i suppose.. but try to stick with people of the male persuasion. thanks much
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Music:

hmm.. gutter punk, ska, regular punk, speed metal, heavy metal, some ghetto rap, and anything that sounds goods i guess. nofx, guttermouth, bad religion, bad brains, leftover crack, doa, flogging molly, mad caddies, reel big fish, no doubt, betty blowtorch, the misfits, choking victim, spitvalves, streetlight manifesto, catch 22, death, at the gates, nerf herder, slayer, six feet under, cannibal corpse, pantera, ben folds, never heard of it, voodoo glow skulls, big d and the kids table, near miss, hating hilary, johnny cash, patsy cline, merill banbridge, dropkick murphys, the flipsides, pain, groovy ghoulies, sloppy seconds, t.s.o.l., the vandals, model citizen(now known as half the battle),the dead bombers, ten new toes (adam is a stud muffin), atom and his package, the offspring, green day, me first and the gimme gimmes, HOT WATER MUSIC SUCKS BALLS!!, reggie and the full effect, five iron frenzy, homegrown, and like and assload more.. brain not working.... eeeeekkk... oh and pennywise, evergreen terrace, frenzal rhomb, d.e.p., avail, the casualties, david bowie, boy sets fire, boy kicks girl, tsunami bomb, lagwagon, a.f.i., modest mouse, lamb of god, the smiths, metallica, the the, nine tenths, the cars, tom petty (zombie zoo is were it's at), heart, 80's butt rock (queen),yeah yeah yeahs, the distillers, lil jon and the east side boys, strung out, the who, tenacious d, pink floyd, the ramones, led zepplin, jimmy hendrix, janis joplin, blondie, cheap trick, the eagles, styx, reo speedwagon, the eurathmics, not boston, the dead kennedys, no use for a name, propagondi, the decendents, butthole surfers, sublime, 88 finger louie, mu330, dance hall crashers, bigwig, sex pistols, buzzcocks, spice girls, aqua, backstreet boys (guilty pleasure), i dumped on your mom's chest, then she did it back, it was hot.. and that one band that sings that song that goes like " i am listening for a voice it began a little while ago and then stop again thought i recognized it, hear that there it goes right now like a whisper i imagined it, now it's screaming inside my head.. " it's a badass song, but i can't think of who sings it.. THE NAME OF THE BAND IS TILT!! just to let you know.. and if you have never heard tilt i recommend that you check them out.. if you like punk with chic singers.. along with any other band i have listed.. if you haven't heard them look them up and check 'em out!! seriously!

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Movies:

the nightmare before christmas, clockwork orange, shaun on th dead, dawn of the dead (new and old one), day of the dead, evil dead, evil dead 2, texas chainsaw massacre(old and new), silence of the lambs, the little mermaid, club dread, super troopers, flippin' napoleon dynamite, friday the thirteenth (the first one), all the jason movies (only cuz of the sluts, though), edward scissor hands, boondock saints, big fish, blow, from hell, scarface, etenal sunshine of a spotless mind, the wall, seven, pretty in pink, empire records, mallrats, chasing amy, breakfast club, sixteen candles, clerks, and i'm sure there are like ten thousand others but my brain is being a bitch.. and pretty much anything by the very talented tim burton.. eww especially his animated short "vincent"...

Television:

will rot your brain.

Books:

poe, plath, dickinson, lewis, the dude who wrote the prophet.. bad ass book a must own.. all the important sad kids.. that's the lit i like.. the ones who needed more hugs from their dads.. good people..

Heroes:

Polka Musicians and huge nuts, yes large scrotums. and Jack Black.. i so wanna have like ten thousand of his babies.. and the dude who invented grape soda.. hells yes.
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My Blog

I Gave The Birth!!!

word up bitches!!  so as of monday may 28th i am a mother.. i gave birth to a 6lbs 4oz, 19in long baby boy on memorial day of 2007, at 11:59 am... he pretty much kicks the living crap out of anyt...
Posted by Fat Mandie on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:56:00 PST

stuff i guess..

so i was just noticing that i haven't written a blog in a long while.. so i was thinking about what's new in my life and/or what the f i've been up to.. in a nut shell this is what has gone on in the ...
Posted by Fat Mandie on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:57:00 PST

and then there were seven..

today is the first day of the last seven days that i will be residing in the little town of st. augustine, florida.. tomorrow will be the last friday i live at my mom's house.. and one of the last fri...
Posted by Fat Mandie on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 01:23:00 PST

i know this sounds lame... I'M LEAVING ON A JET PLANE..

i suppose this will be a final farewell.. i have finally found someone..  a real someone.. not just a flavor of the week..or month.. or year even.. but an actual person who has real feelings for ...
Posted by Fat Mandie on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 10:41:00 PST

my room still holds your scent..

you've been gone for only eleven hours, thirteen minutes and like thirty-seven seconds and my room still smells like you.. i've spent the past twelve hours crying.. i cried when we got to the air...
Posted by Fat Mandie on Wed, 24 May 2006 01:54:00 PST

ode to a.t.f.

born in the summer alive in the spring drinking and smoking  just doing her thing hanging 'round the house in nothing but a coat she really hates her neighbors, "so i'm living on a boat!" ...
Posted by Fat Mandie on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 11:31:00 PST

maybe not all there..

i need to finish my zombie story.. it's to die for.. mad love. -fat mandie
Posted by Fat Mandie on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 09:06:00 PST

stuff..

there is this song i can't get out of my head and everytime i hear it, it reminds me of zack and it isn't all that bad.. i mean i loved him.. and i still do i think.. i had this super intense sex drea...
Posted by Fat Mandie on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 11:17:00 PST

psychos do not explode when the sun light hits them. i don't care how crazy they are.

so it's like three in the morning and i'm sitting here in the dark crying about some dumb asshole who will never quit doing heroin to save his life.  no matter how much you plea or beg until you'...
Posted by Fat Mandie on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 12:18:00 PST

i have no clue..

"when will we gain back that trust that's been broken?" that just happens to be one of the best punk rock songs i know.. well the name of the song isn't that, it's "no one's looking", but instead a li...
Posted by Fat Mandie on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 04:19:00 PST