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DaveyShambles©

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About Me

I am Davey.
You are now viewing my myspace personal page.
My girlfriend, she's great.
My friends are okay too, although I have very few of them really.
I can count them in one hand.
I love music, but who doesn't?
I hate alot of bands though,like emo and metal and such.
You want to know what bands I hate? Ask my girlfriend what she likes. Really, it is weird I must confess.
She listens to some bad stuff, but I love her bones.
Rap's not that great either.
I like smart conversations.
I don't like it when people change their myspace a lot, or have 50 pictures and ask for comments.
Scenesters are scum.
and so are gangster kids.
Stay in school, you twats.
I love comedy; stand-up, films, cd's, tapes, books.
I play various instruments.
I hate it when people bond through myspace with people they've never met.
Go outside, there's people in your area too.
I'm an old fashioned fellow. I don't swear in front of ladies, and I expect ladies not to swear, or spit and the like.
I have manners, you should too.

My Interests


Girlfriend.
Bicycle.
Death.
Comedy.
Crocodiles.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
Football (soccer as you call it)
Art, the Baroque.
Caravaggio.
Photography.
Music, I'm very selective.
Film.

I'd like to meet:

The Queer Eye For the Straight Guy folks so they can teach me how to shave smoothly and how to deal with post-puberty acne.

Music:

Mine own.
Boys in the Band.

Movies:

Woody Allen.

Television:

The Office.

Books:

Gabriel Garcia Marquez.
Fyodor Dostoevsky.
George Orwell.
Oscar Wilde.
Franz Kafka.
And some other ones.

Heroes:

Is now a television show.

My Blog

Joke 2.

A guy running a survey just called me, He asked me for my beverage preference. then he said "are you 21 or older?" and I said "no" he said "oh, then...thankyou very much"  Then I realized th...
Posted by DaveyShambles© on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 09:04:00 PST

the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I was buying groceries the other day, and I was holding a box of rice crispies and I was staring at the picture of the cereal on the front and I noticed that it said in very small letters "*Enlarged t...
Posted by DaveyShambles© on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:58:00 PST

I am...

Paranoid.Obsessive.Posessive.Anxious.Nervious.Rude.Liar.Hone st.Unstable.Volatile.Impatient.Incoherent.Jealous.Mixed-up?H ostile.Dubious.Very dubious and doubtfull.I don't like your friends.Or your frie...
Posted by DaveyShambles© on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:03:00 PST

The Selfish Giant.

The Selfish Giant Oscar Wilde Every afternoon, as they were coming from school, the children used to go and play in the Giant's garden. It was a large lovely garden, with soft green grass. Here a...
Posted by DaveyShambles© on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 03:49:00 PST

Pete Doherty...

England, LondonI knew she wasn't EnglishBecause she spoke it far too well, The grammar was goodly, And the verbs as they should be,And the slang was bang on the bell. So as the language barrierClanged...
Posted by DaveyShambles© on Thu, 11 May 2006 07:21:00 PST

Doherty's prision Diaries...

I decided to post this since I don't get that newspaper here.  It's dead good.Pete Doherty, the lead singer of Babyshambles, was released from prison on Wednesday after 13 nights on remand. ...
Posted by DaveyShambles© on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 02:22:00 PST