GHOST RIDER LIVES....BEWARE!!!!

The fiery alter ego of Johnny Blaze, Ghost Rider,, toes the line between good and evil, living and dead. Forced into service every night, Ghost Rider,, is the devil's bounty hunter, roaming the land on the Hellcycle and collecting evil souls that have escaped from Hell.In the days of the American Old West, Mephistopheles sent a bounty hunter of the damned, a Ghost Rider, to retrieve a contract for a thousand corrupt souls from the town of San Venganza. The Rider refused to give the contract — and therefore, the souls — to Mephistopheles; he outran Mephistopheles and hid himself and the contract.A century and a half later, a stunt motorcycle rider Johnny Blaze (Matt Long/Nicholas Cage) discovers his father is dying of lung cancer. Mephistopheles (Peter Fonda) approaches him with a promise to rid his father of his cancer once and for all if Johnny gave his soul. Johnny inadvertently signs the contract when a spike located on its central bar breaks his skin and causes his blood to fall onto the parchment. The next morning, his father's cancer is gone; but later that same day, he dies mid-stunt in a horrific bike crash. Johnny accuses Mephistopheles regarding his father's death; Mephistopheles informs Johnny that he now owns the boy's soul, as agreed. Johnny then abandons his girlfriend, Roxanne Simpson (Raquel Alessi/Eva Mendes).Years later, Johnny has become a stunt rider known for his dynamic stunts and for his uncanny ability to walk away from life-threatening crashes. His manager and best friend Mack (Donal Logue) speculates that Johnny must have a guardian angel protecting him. Johnny, however, speculates that it could be something else. Later, on his next stunt, he meets Roxanne again, now a journalist, and they renew their relationship.Blackheart (Wes Bentley), son of Mephistopheles, comes to Earth attempting to find the lost contract and overpower his father. He calls forth three fallen angels, Wallow (Daniel Frederiksen), Gressil (Laurence Breuls) and Abigor (Mathew Wilkinson), to act as his allies. They take on the form of the elements, Water, Earth and Wind. Blackheart and the fallen angels go on a rampage, magically killing any human in their path.Mephistopheles goes to Johnny and forces him to become the fiery Ghost Rider, promising to free his soul if he hunts and defeats Blackheart, Wallow, Gressil, and Abigor; thus turning Johnny into his personal bounty hunter. Meanwhile, Blackheart and his team have gone to an old train station, looking for an old graveyard. Johnny is driven straight to the station on his "first ride", his awakening power causing a great deal of damage to roadways and storefronts. His ensorcelled Chopper goes towards Blackheart and the fallen angels, where he transforms fully into the Ghost Rider and a fight ensues. In the process, Johnny acquires a weapon; a length of heavy chain. Blackheart, Wallow, Abigor and Gressil have the upper hand initially and when Gressil runs over Ghost Rider with a truck they believe he is dead. The Ghost Rider rises and kills Gressil.Ghost Rider is returning to town when he hears a woman (Rebel Wilson) being mugged. He saves the woman by using the Penance Stare, a power by which all the wrong done by a person is returned upon them, burning their soul in the process. The mugger's soul is seared and he falls to the ground, catatonic. He is condemned to a fate worse than death.[citation needed]The next day Johnny wakes up in a cemetery chapel where he meets a man called the Caretaker (Sam Elliott), who seems to know all about the history of the Ghost Rider. When he arrives home, Johnny finds Roxanne and reveals himself as the Devil's bounty hunter. She leaves in anger and disbelief at his tale. As Roxanne leaves, the police arrive and take Johnny into custody for his connection to the damage done to the city and the deaths caused by Blackheart and the fallen angels. He is put in a holding cell with some other prisoners, who mock Johnny and beat him. He becomes the Ghost Rider, then strikes down all those who have done violence to him. He spares one whom his intuition identifies as "innocent". That night, Roxanne recognizes Johnny, while he (as the Ghost Rider) is fighting the fallen angels, in full view of the city and a large police force. Johnny destroys Abigor, faces the police then leaves. Observing, Blackheart realizes that Roxanne is Johnny's weakness.Johnny goes to the Caretaker, who tells him about Johnny's predecessor, Carter Slade, a Texas Ranger. Slade is described as a man of honor who got greedy and wound up facing the gallows for his misdeeds. Slade then made a deal with Mephistopheles to break free; in return, he became a Ghost Rider. The Caretaker then warns Johnny to stay away from those whom Blackheart and the fallen angels can use against him. Roxanne goes to Johnny's apartment where she finds Mack, and she says that she loves Johnny. Mack tells her Johnny has been reading books pertaining to demonic lore, which she picks up and starts reading.Blackheart finds Roxanne at Johnny's apartment. He kills Johnny's friend, Mack and stuns Roxanne. Johnny arrives and is assaulted by Blackheart. Transforming into the Ghost Rider, he attempts to use the Penance Stare on Blackheart, but finds his enemy is impervious due to his lack of a soul. Blackheart threatens to kill Roxanne, Blackheart states " Johnny, don't keep me waiting." Johnny returns to the Caretaker to get the contract; the Caretaker begrudgingly gives it to him.The Caretaker tells Johnny that San Venganza will be "Hell on Earth" if Blackheart claims it, and admonishes Johnny to think before he acts. Johnny convinces the Caretaker that he has a plan. The Caretaker then reveals that he is Carter Slade, still alive because of his own power as a Ghost Rider, and offers to show him the way to San Venganza. They ride together into the desert – Carter Slade on a skeletal, flaming phantom horse, Johnny Blaze on his skeletally decorated, flaming motorcycle – leaving a destructive trail of fire in their wake (and killing a lizard in the process). Some distance from the town, they both stop. Slade gives Johnny his shotgun (a sawn-off Winchester Model 1887 shotgun) before he rides off, fading away due to his lack of energy. It is revealed that Slade had only enough power to become a Ghost Rider one last time.Johnny fights and dispatches Wallow before going after Blackheart; Johnny gives the contract to Blackheart but becomes the Ghost Rider as he does, hoping to pummel his foe into submission. Blackheart shrugs off the attack and uses the contract to absorb the 1,000 souls, taking on the name "Legion" as he does. The fight continues; during it, Roxanne grabs the discarded shotgun, blasting Blackheart several times before tossing it to Johnny. Holding the weapon in the shadows - the source of his power - he transforms the shotgun into a Ghost Rider weapon and blasts Blackheart apart with hellfire. The souls of San Venganza restore the demon quickly but Johnny uses the Penance Stare, which is effective because Blackheart now has one thousand corrupt souls to burn. Ghost Rider then tosses Blackheart's comatose body aside, and reverts to his normal form. He is at first ashamed of his monstrous appearance before Roxanne, until she shows him that she is not afraid of what Johnny has become.Mephistopheles appears and gives him back his soul, offering to take back the curse of the Ghost Rider. Johnny refuses, saying that he will use his power against Mephistopheles, and against all harm that comes to the innocent. Realizing he has been tricked and robbed of both a soul and the power, Mephistopheles vows to make Johnny pay; Johnny in response recites his favorite saying: "You can't live in fear"; Mephistopheles then disappears. Johnny and Roxanne share some parting words at the tree on which Johnny carved, "J&R FOREVER", at the beginning of the film. Roxanne then tells Johnny that he got his second chance just before sharing a final kiss with him. Johnny then rides away on his motorcycle, transforming into Ghost Rider just before the credits roll. The credits are accompanied by Spiderbait's cover of the song "(Ghost) Riders in the Sky".Hello everybody it is I MAVERICK. And I am studying to become a Law Enforecment Offircer and I am a Security Officer right now. And I have three beautiful children, 2 daughters and one son. I also have a cat who is 17 1/2 years old name Ninja (who passed away on March 6, 2008...REST IN PEACE NINJA) and a white American Eskamo (Sp?) dog and her name is Dutchess and she is 14 years old. And I am a true friend for life. I hang out with Wrestlers and Divas from TNA:Wrestling as you can see by my pictures. And Susan, I am very proud of you for what you are doing and know that I will always support you as long as you keep making progress in the right direction. And just like GHOST RIDER I too am destined to not have true love. So I guess it does not matter whether you sell soul to the devil or not for I have tried and lost and now that I am 43 years old I guess I just have to grow up and face the fact that there is no one out there waiting for me. To everyone who has someone cherish the moments you have for they are precious memories that last a life time. Well I have to be riding off on my Harley and blazing new trails until we meet again may the wind be at you back and God bless you and keep you safe...Subject: Men Vs Womenso outrageously true n funnie!!Relationships When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots". Then she will get on with her life.A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, "I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total floozy. But I want you to know that there's always a chance for us."This is known as the "I Hate You / I Love You" drunken phone call, that 99% of all men have made at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need.Sex Women prefer 30-40 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30-40 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving back to her place as part of the foreplay.Maturity Women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year old females can function as adults. Most 17-year old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work out.Magazines Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women's magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman's body. Most naked men elicit laughter from women.Handwriting To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken-scratch. Women use scented, colored stationery and they dot their "i's" with circles and hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in their "p's" and "g's". It is a royal pain to read a note from a woman. Even when she's dumping you, she'll put a smiley face at the end of the note.Bathrooms A man has six items in his bathroom -- a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.Groceries A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things. A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a beer. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett's car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10-items-or-less lane.Shoes When preparing for work, a woman will put on a Mondi wool suit, then slip on Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under the desk. A man will wear the same pair of shoes all day. Let's not talk about how many days he'll wear the same socks.Cats Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.Offspring Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.Low blows Let's say a man and a woman are watching a boxing match on TV. One of the boxers is felled by a low blow. The woman says, "Oh, gee. That must have hurt." The man groans and doubles over, and actually FEELS the pain.Dressing up A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.Laundry Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the laundromat. This is a myth perpetuated by re-runs of old episodes of "Love, American Style."Eating out When the check comes, Mike, Dave, Rob and Jack will each throw in $20 bills, even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators.Mirrors Men are vain; they will check themselves out in a mirror. Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows, Joe Garagiola's head.Menopause When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, and biological changes. The nature and degree of these changes varies with the individual. Menopause in a man provokes a uniform reaction -- he buys aviator glasses, a snazzy French cap and leather driving gloves, and goes shopping for a Porsche.The Telephone Men see the telephone as a communication tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.Richard Gere Women like Richard Gere because he is sexy in a dangerous way. Men hate Richard Gere because he reminds them of that slick guy who works at the health club and dates only married women.Madonna Same as above, but reversed. Same reason.Toys Little girls love to play with toys. Then when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest. Men never grow out of their obsession with toys. As they get older, their toys simply become more expensive and silly and impractical. Examples of men's toys: little miniature TV's. Car phones. Complicated juicers and blenders. Graphic equalizers. Small robots that serve cocktails on command. Video games. Anything that blinks, beeps, and requires at least 6 "D" batteries to operate.Cameras Men take photography very seriously. They'll shell out $4000 for state of the art equipment, and build dark rooms and take photography classes. Women purchase Kodak Instamatics. Of course, women always end up taking better pictures.Locker rooms In the locker room men talk about three things: money, football, and women. They exaggerate about money, they don't know football nearly as well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women. Women talk about one thing in the locker -- sex. And not in abstract terms, either. They are extremely graphic and technical, and they never lie.Movies Every actress in the history of movies has had to do a nude scene. This is because every movie in the history of movies has been produced by a man. The only actor who has ever appeared nude in the movies is Richard Gere. This is another reason why men hate him.Jewelry Women look nice when they wear jewelry. A man can get away with wearing one ring and that's it. Any more than that and he will look like a lounge singer named Vic.Time When a woman says she'll be ready to go out in five more minutes, she's using the same meaning of time as when a man says the football game just has five minutes left. Neither of them is counting time outs, commercials, or replays.Conversation Men need a good disagreement to get talking, e.g., "! Wow, great movie.", "What are you, nuts? No REAL cop would have an Uzi that size." "Well, maybe he got it because he knew about those Mafia guys", etc... Women, not having this problem, try to initiate conversations with men by saying something agreeable: "That garden by the roadside looks lovely." "Mm hmm." Pause. "That was a good restaurant last night, wasn't it?" "Yeah." Pause. And so on.Friends Women on a girl's night out talk the whole time. Men on a boy's night out say about twenty words all night, most of which are "Pass the Doritos or Got any more beer?"Restrooms Men use restrooms for purely biological reasons. Women use restrooms as social lounges. Men in a restrooms will never speak a word to each other. Women who've never met will leave a restroom giggling together like old friends. And never in the history of the world has a man excused himself from a restaurant table by saying, "Hey, Tom, I was just about to take a leak. Do you want to join me?"
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