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The Dylander

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm just another douche bag that needs to grow up
I like girls with low self esteem because it's easier to coerce them into bed
Bipolar disorder isn't a condition. It's an excuse to be moody
I can only be around people for so long before I have to disappear off the face of the earth. It's just this thing I do.

My Interests

I wanna do everything on the back of the animal crackers box. I wanna shoot a lion in the face, I wanna fight Muhhamed Ali, and I wanna ride in a convertable with two zebras.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can name 5 countries in Africa. Or at least 5 parts to a human cell. Or at LEAST 5 parts to a prison cell

Music:

Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Strung Out, HIM, Avenged Sevenfold, Coretta Scott, Kids Bop Ozzy, Underoath, CKY, Atreyu, The Used, Senses Fail, Alkaline Trio, AFI, At The Drive-In, The Mars Volta, Bad Religion, The Beautiful Mistake, As I Lay Dying, Misfits, Trivium, Coheed and Cambria, Death By Stereo, Finch, FATA, The Velvet Underground, The Stooges, Midtown, The Movielife, Magnified Plaid, Inked In Blood, Silverstein, Story Of The Year, Sublime, Thrice, Taking Back Sunday, Unwritten Law, Weezer, Maylene, The Almost

Movies:

Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Napolean Dynamite, Dazed and Confused, A Clockwork Orange, Fight Club, Mean Girls, SLC Punk, The Velvet Goldmine (just kidding, never seen it), Rad, The Damn Show

Television:

ATHF, Sealab 2021, HOUSE, Scrubs, CSI, Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama,

Books:

THE POWER OF ONE, Tandia, God's Debris, The Prophet, Man in the Ceiling, The Da Vinci Code, The Giving Tree, The Gun Seller

Heroes:

Alfie

My Blog

Every time I eat a baby an angel gets its wings

Have you ever just been walking down the street and stop to realize that you don't know where you're going? Not just on that walk, but in life as a whole. I don't really want you to answer that questi...
Posted by The Dylander on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 02:38:00 PST

It's coming; THE CHINESE MONTH OF THE RIG-DRAG!!!

So I was noticing how out of the two blogs I have posted (this makes three)(you and me and the devil makes three, don't need nobody but the baby), I am the author of neither. Granted, this may not be ...
Posted by The Dylander on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 03:46:00 PST

Be Careful of Stones That You Throw

A tongue can accuse and carry bad newsThe seeds of distrust, it will sowBut unless you've made no mistakes in your lifeBe careful of stones that you throw. A neighbor was passing my garden one timeShe...
Posted by The Dylander on Mon, 22 May 2006 10:28:00 PST

On Good & Evil

On Good & EvilAnd one of the elders of the city said, "Speak to us of Good and Evil."And he answered:Of the good in you I can speak, but not of the evil.For what is evil but good tortured by its o...
Posted by The Dylander on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 04:16:00 PST