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SNOOKEY

Gimme my boney

About Me

My name is Matilda- aka- snookey. I love walkies (although I make my owners (mom, dad and sister) drag me out of the house) I am the cutest thing on earth and I know it. I don't like children as they move too quickly and could steal the limelight off me. I like my boney's. I like my blankets. I have designer clothies and I hate my owner's for adding "ies" to the end of all their sentences when they address me. eg: "walkies", "clothies", "jumpies" etc... gaaaa... how condescending.LOVE ME, LOVE ME, PRAISE ME, LOVE ME!

My Interests

Anyones lap. Being told I am beautiful. Chasing after my boney. Modeling in my clothies. Begging for food. Sleeping next to my mommy, daddy or sister.

I'd like to meet:

ANIMAL LOVERS. PEOPLE WHO LIKE SAUSAGE DOGS. VEGANS AND VEGETERIANS.

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Music:

Anything. I like D.I.Y anarcho punk, my favourite band being "Oi polloi"... I also like classical music, and will allow my father to play some out of date "Andrea Bottcelli" to ammuse him. As long as I have a lap- I am happy.

Movies:

I don't watch T.V. It hurts my brain. I like to sleep.

Television:

as above.

Books:

I don't read- I tear up newspapers if they have been put through the newspaper slot and I am feeling bitchy.

Heroes:

THE A.L.F