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WELL...me...i'm me, i really don't know how to describe myself. one minute i feel like i can take on the world, the next...i'm as weak as a kitten picking flowers with some 3 year old. i'm wild and crazy,yet at other times i'm calm and ready to sit down and have a long philosophical conversation. don't ask me what it is.. MAYBE it's from haveing two completely different types of step moms... one who would love me truely, but some times i'm sure she had no idea how to punish a kid. and another step mom who hated me, completely hated me,BUT...she could punish a kid,(within california's child protection laws) and these punishments were of course unfair... THINGS like that might be what helps people to tap into a side of themselve that others can't even begin to see. take for example, people seem to trust me, for no reason. wierd huh? i've had people tell me that they just naturaly trust me, that there's something about me that makes them trust me... why is that? maybe it's because i understand the true meaning of 'secret' BEING in a situation where you're constantly having to pay attention to your surroundings helps your observation. i had a stepmom who could find one thing wrong with what you did and punish the shit out of you...i had to live with learning people's body lanuage. i learned how to look at someone facial expression and tell what emotion they are feeling...just from learning that i have a few friends who are convinced i have esp or something, i don't!...it's just natural for me to analyze every move someone makes because under my previouse stepmother.... WHY am i telling you this? i dunno, maybe i'm in my philosophical moods...

I"M AN AQUARIUS
Aquarians defy all attempt at description.they're a law unto themsevles, and they are like no other sign. this is what makes them so fasinating, because you haven't a clue where you are with them. they can be the most far sighted, understanding and openminded people you've ever met and it'll be a pleasure to talk to them; half an hour later they've turned into such radical, intolerant and obdurate maniacs that your left speechless. what happened?
IN a word,uranus. this planet rules Aquarius and represents revolution, sudden change and disruption. once you understand this, you'll begin to gain an insight into the Aquarians you know. for a start, they're complete iconoclasts who are astrologically programmed to challenge shibboleths, uncover hypocrisy and kick down the doors of convention. a true aquarian is in the vanguard, spearheading new movements and making pronoucements that are way ahead of their time. Aquarians have no truck with the notion of following tradition for it's own sake. "why?" tha aquarian will ask, and it's an unanswerable question.
AQUARIANS are intellectually motivated. they approach the world in a highly logical, rational and unemotional way and are most comfortable when dealing with the realms of thought and ideas. such tricky subjects as their emotions, however can hace them stumped. they're happy to discuss the concepts of emotion, turning it into an intellectual excercise but actually dealing with the way they feel can be extremely difficult.
SO it's hardly surprizing that aquarius is the most independent sign of the zodiac. if you want to maintain a balanced relationship with an aquarian you must learn never to question their desire for freedom, and you must never appear to cling. this may mean that you wear boxing gloves in order to prevent yourself from dialing the aquarians phone number whenever not around, but that's just the way it is.
Usually when an aquarian reaches a desicion or forms an opinion, it will be icy in hell untill they'll change they're minds. Or of course, they'll admit do doing so, at any rate- goodness knows what's going on in the aquarian brain. they can also take immense delight in being the contrary, contumacious, idiosyncratic and downright awkward.
Aquarians basically possess strong and attractive personalities. They fall into two principle types: one shy, sensitive, gentle and patient; the other exuberant, lively and exhibitionist, sometimes hiding the considerable depths of their character under a cloak of frivolity. Both types are strong willed and forceful in their different ways and have strong convictions, though as they seek truth above all things, they are usually honest enough to change their opinions, however firmly held, if evidence comes to light which persuades them that they have been mistaken. They have a breadth of vision that brings diverse factors into a whole, and can see both sides of an argument without shilly-shallying as to which side to take. Consequently they are unprejudiced and tolerant of other points of view. This is because they can see the validity of the argument, even if they do not accept it themselves. They obey the Quaker exhortation to "Be open to truth, from whatever source it comes," and are prepared to learn from everyone.
Both types are humane, frank, serious minded, genial, refined, sometimes ethereal, and idealistic, though this last quality is tempered with a sensible practicality. They are quick, active and persevering without being self-assertive, and express themselves with reason, moderation and sometimes, a dry humor.
They are nearly always intelligent, concise, clear and logical. Many are strongly imaginative and psychically intuitive, so that the Age of Aquarius, which is about to begin, is much anticipated by psychic circles as an age in which mankind will experience a great spiritual awakening. The Aquarian philosophical and spiritual bent may be dangerous in that it can drive the subjects into an ivory-tower existence where they meditate on abstractions that bear little relevance to life. On the other hand it can help the many who have scientific leanings to combine these with the Aquarian yearning for the universal recognition of the brotherhood of man, and to embark on scientific research to fulfill their philanthropic ideals of benefiting mankind. When some cause or work of this nature inspires them, they are capable of such devotion to it that they may drive themselves to the point of exhaustion and even risk injuring their health.
Both types need to retire from the world at times and to become temporary loners. They appreciate opportunities for meditation or, if they are religious, of retreats. Even in company they are fiercely independent, refusing to follow the crowd. They dislike interference by others, however helpfully intended, and will accept it only on their own terms. Normally they have good taste in drama, music and art, and are also gifted in the arts, especially drama.
In spite of the often intensely magnetic, forthcoming and open personality of the more extrovert kind of Aquarian, and of their desire to help humanity, neither type makes friends easily. They sometimes appear to condescend to others and take too little trouble to cultivate the acquaintance of people who do not particularly appeal to them. They do not give themselves easily - perhaps their judgment of human nature is too good for that - and are sometimes accounted cold. But once they decide that someone is worthy of their friendship or love, they can exert an almost hypnotic and irresistible mental attraction on them and will themselves become tenacious friends or lovers, ready to sacrifice everything for their partners and be faithful to them for life. However, they are sometimes disappointed emotionally because their own high personal ideals cause them to demand more of others than is reasonable. And if they are deceived their anger is terrible. If disillusioned, they do not forgive.
Aquarians work best in group projects, provided that they are recognized as having a leading part in them. They have a feeling of unity with nature and a desire for knowledge and truth that makes them admirable scientists, especially astronomers and natural historians. They may excel in photography, radiography, electronics - anything connected with the electrical and radio industries - aviation and everything technical. On the arts and humanities side their progressive tendencies can be expressed in writing, especially poetry, and broadcasting, or as welfare workers and teachers. Some have gifts as entertainers and make good character actors (having an ability to mimic) and musicians. The more psychic among them possess healing gifts, especially in curing the mentally sick.
Among the faults to which they are liable are fanatical eccentricity, wayward egotism, excessive detachment and an inclination to retreat from life and society, and a tendency to be extremely dogmatic in their opinions. Aquarians can be a threat to all they survey or a great boon for humanity in general. Circumstances - for example, continuous opposition to a cause they hold dear - may cause the atrophy of the openness of mind that is one of the Aquarian's most attractive traits. They may express a lack of integrity in broken promises, secretiveness or cunning. Simmering anger and resentment, rudeness or, worse, a tense, threatening silence which may suddenly burst out in eruptions of extreme temper, these are all part of the negative side of the Aquarian. This can also reveal itself in a sustained hatred for enemies that is capable of enlarging itself into a misanthropy toward the whole of mankind.
Possible Health Concerns... As Aquarius is said to govern the legs from knees to ankles and the circulation of blood, its natives are susceptible to ailments particularly in the legs and ankles, such as cramps, and are also liable to spasmodic and nervous complaints, as well as wind, catarrh, diarrhea, dropsy, goiter and delirium tremens - so that the avoidance of alcohol is important for those Aquarians who have a taste for it.
More on the aquarian traits
The Sun shone in Aquarius, a masculine sign on your birthday. The Sun in astrology stands for our inner nature, or character. The eleventh sign of the zodiac, Aquarius, the Water-Bearer, is ruled by serious Saturn and outrageous Uranus. What an alarming mixture! A fixed (strong and solid) sign, Aquarius governs intellect and originality. It is an Air sign, which makes Aquarians generally intelligent, unorthodox and inventive, although you often appear to be eerily detached and personally uninvolved.
The Sun, ruler of our inner nature, is in the sign of its detriment here, for Saturn, the ruler of the outer darkness, is enthroned in Aquarius. The erratic energy of Uranus, planet of the unorthodox and eclectic, makes you unpredictable and subject to profound and unexpected deviations from the norm. Yet, due to the restrictive influence of Saturn, Aquarians exhibit considerable personal stability and work well within a structured environment.
Apparently Contradictory These apparently contradictory influences work strangely well together in your Aquarian personality. When friends see you suddenly change course, or do something unpredictable, they probably do not realise you are acting on some quite practical, or advantageous course of considered action.
The astrological emblem for Aquarius is a man pouring water, the collective consciousness of mankind. As an idealist, you champion the highest principles, while at the same time being an independent thinker.
Determined Aquarius, a fixed sign, can be rather stubborn, offhand and resistant to imposed changes. You accept the substantial alterations in life as a challenge, but are quite averse to those small changes which can throw a spanner in the works. When confronted with unreasonable authoritarian demands or dogmatic principles to which you do not subscribe, you rebel. You certainly resent being told what to do, although you can be quite co-operative when properly approached. Aquarians are naturally sceptical; they like to test things for themselves, but, once convinced, become firm in their determination to see things through. Anyone who wants to get on side with you needs to see what must be done and share the load without being asked.
Off the Beaten TrackYou are somewhat prone to immersing yourself in unorthodox fields of study and can make significant discoveries off the beaten track. Astrology could become a passionate concern for you, as may other investigations of the limits of consciousness and human abilities.
A lover of science and originality, you treasure the unique while immersing yourself in the traditional. You readily adopt lifestyles and ideas that run counter to the mainstream and you try to visualize any situation objectively, as a kind of mental exercise. In relationships, your intellectual approach makes you seem interested, but not particularly passionate or possessive. Of course you do not really lack passion, for when you focus your feelings, your passion is as intense as it is inspirational.
Find Your Niche Most of you are less than fabulous cooks, although you'll eat just about anything! So far as sports are concerned, my dears, as long as you can participate in such activities with a partner, or as part of a team, you can get quite enthusiastic about it, so have little trouble keeping physically fit. You do have a tendency to laziness, however, so are reluctant to engage in any boring series of exercises on your own. Broad jumping, camping, ballooning, tennis, swimming, racquetball and baseball are cool for you. Science and engineering, international finance, writing, music, astrology, psychology or social work are all fields wherein you could find your niche.
Aquarius rules shins, ankles, and the circulatory system, while cramps, allergies, sudden illness and freak accidents are common for those with Aquarius active in their charts. You may also suffer from various nervous disorders.
Aquarian colours are silver, aqua, purple and electric pink and blue. Your birthstone is amethyst, the healing gemstone, which restores and maintains mental equilibrium. Flowers for Aquarians include the gladioli, tiger lily, trillium and bird of paradise.
GIVEN this mulish streak why would anyone want to know an aquarian, unless they're another aquarian? becuase they're funny, loyal,original, sparkling,fasinating,charismatic and they make wonderfully faithful and loving friends. you can count on a aquarian to tell you the truth(though once they have, you may wish they hadn't)if you ask what they think of your new outfit, and they think it's makes you look like something that hasbeen left out in the rain, that's what you'll be told.
ANOTHER truly magnificent aquarian trait is their humantarian attitude. they laothe bigotry and believe in accepting people for who they are, rather than what they're wearing or what color their skin is. they veiw life very clearly, and often from a perspective that's blindingly obvious once they explain it yet which had escaped you until that moment. aquarians are the custodians of our future, the gatekeepers of our destiny and the great thinkers of the zodiac. YOUR LIFE IS RICHER KNOWING THEM.
Your True Love Is a Sagittarius
Why you'll love a Sagittarius:

Deep and philosophical, you'll love getting lost in hours of conversation with your Sag.
Your Sagittarius is curious and adventurous enough to keep you interested... not an easy task!

Why a Sagittarius will love you:

You're passionate about a few important issues, a kind of depth that Sagittarius finds very attractive.
You're outgoing, flexible, and up for almost anything. You and your Sag will have tons of adventures together. What Sign Is Your True Love?
Your Birth Month is January
You are a natural leader who is able to stand up when no one else can.
Strong and powerful, you tend to overshadow those around you.

Your soul reflects: deep love, fascination with life, and a distinctive persona

Your gemstone: Garnet

Your flower: Snowdrop

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Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.

You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.

You Are a Coy Flirt
You may not seem like you're flirting, but you know exactly what you're doing.
You draw people in, very calculatingly, without them even knowing.
Subtle and understated, you know how to best leverage your sex appeal.
A sexy enigma, you easily become an object of obsession. What Kind of Flirt Are You?
Your Kissing Purity Score: 26% Pure
You're not one to kiss and tell...

But word is, you kiss pretty well. Kissing Purity TestTake the quiz:
What type of kisser are you?

Romantic kisser
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