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For what it's worth, I think it's worth it...

About Me

~this is me~
i am 25 years old
i don't like being called "Kels"
i love Jesus more than i love you
i sometimes gag when i brush my teeth, but never actually vomit
i scream along to the radio
i grow my nails out and they break off one by one, often far too short for comfort
i used to have a hockey temper and a mouth like a sailor to match
i look at the toilet paper when i wipe
i have 6 sisters and 0 brothers
i enjoy making up songs for people and often show my emotions through 'interpretive dance'
i can tell you about every scar on my body
75% of my family is not related by blood
i read books with big words and no pictures on purpose
i have been drug free since October 31, 2002
i make a delicious pot of coffee
i often dot my e's and cross my l's when i write in cursive
i'd rather text you than talk to you on the phone or in person
i leave really good voicemails when i actually do call
i actually get offended when you 'ignore' my call
i know html
someone once told me something very simple that changed my life forever
i dislike strongly 'ghetto' talk. it makes really smart people sound really not smart
i have have had well over 50 piercings, but am quite scared of needles
i cry when i see someone else cry
if you say something nice to me i'll say ok, and remember it forever
my plans don't always go as planned
i like toys and cartoons
i write songs that nobody will ever hear
i like a bass line that can make my heart skip a beat
i really don't like to be touched
i often touch others, though, to make sure i'm not dreaming
my sister chipped my front tooth with a candy easter egg when i was 7
i am not ashamed to tell you that i am addicted to chapstick
i once had an opportunity to be famous but gave it up because some boy said i was pretty
i know why the caged bird sings
i prefer the color red
i write notes on my left wrist
the new distributer in my car is worth more than my car
i still ask my mom-e for permission to do things that most adults go about doing all by themselves
i make jokes to ease tension
i think farting is funny
i stop calling and contacting people alltogether for no good reason
i've had the chicken pox 5x
sometimes i run for the camera before i flush

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My Interests

Spending quality time with quality people.
Serving the Lord.

other places of me:
yahoo: intern_lady
inkednation: msLady
iam: msLady
and on msn: sailing_pickle_slipper

I'd like to meet:

you.

Music:

zao, further seems forever, norma jean, urban sophisticates, cool hand luke, from autumn to ashes, jeremy camp, matisyahu, beloved, juliana theory, stretch arm strong, haste the day, MeLiA, flyleaf, eisley, mewithoutyou, it dies today, he is legend, between the buried and me, underoath, dead poetic, blindside, swift, stuckshot, emery, symphony in peril, facedown, falling up, with blood comes beauty, mortal treason, 3 cord wonder, kutless, switchfoot, number 1 gun, anberlin, project 86, the chariot, my chemical romance, relient k, spoken, stench, east west, dead bury dead, lucerin blue, staple, x-nihilo, bloodlined caligraphy, dead poetic, demon hunter, showbread, 7-10 split, jars of clay, third day, squad five-0, luna halo, casting crowns, everafter, heartscarved, still breathing(hollywood burning), jeremy camp, astillhope

Movies:

Cool McCool, Scared Silly, Veggie Tales, The Butt Ugly Martians

Television:


Books:

The Holy Bible
Understanding The Anointing ~ Kenneth E. Hagin
Revolution in World Missions ~ K.P. Yohannan
Velvet Elvis ~ Rob Bell
25 Ways to Win With People ~ John C. Maxwell

Heroes:

Jesus, Superman, my mom

My Blog

i've done something stupid

yikes!!!
Posted by !DANGER!DANGER! on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 02:20:00 PST

call me

okgreatthanks
Posted by !DANGER!DANGER! on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 11:58:00 PST

a chat with a mormon

Ok.  So I started talking to some new Mormons, hoping that this time, they would answer my questions.  They didn't.SO!!!!Here they are for you to answer for me.  1. In 2 Corinthians 11...
Posted by !DANGER!DANGER! on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 05:36:00 PST

207

1. Do you think Mario got it on with Princess Toadstool after he saved her?I'm pretty sure they did.2. Are you even old enough to remember playing an original NES? Yeah.3. You're stranded in the wild ...
Posted by !DANGER!DANGER! on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:26:00 PST

a poem

home. home on the range. where the deer and the antelope play... where seldom is heard. a discouraging word. and the skies, they're not cloudy all day. (for courtney)...
Posted by !DANGER!DANGER! on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:13:00 PST

Why my phone no longer works Part A

My phone no longer goes jingle jingle because it is shut off.  The end... Ok, so that's not the end.  That's just the beginning of a lot of stuff that I am not going to put in this little b...
Posted by !DANGER!DANGER! on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 12:46:00 PST

silly string and giggles

Have you ever felt like something is missing in your life?  Things are good, but they could be better, or maybe your life has gone completely to crap.  No matter how things are, they could b...
Posted by !DANGER!DANGER! on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 12:23:00 PST

I went to the doctor.

I have to go back.  End.
Posted by !DANGER!DANGER! on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 03:27:00 PST

I'm not an angry person...

I feel like I need to apologize for my last few blogs.  It seems like the only time I have something to say in here it is bad.  But not everything is terrible.  There are some things th...
Posted by !DANGER!DANGER! on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:14:00 PST

places so close, can take you so far.

I have a song by Beloved in my head.  And for any of you who know of them  you know what I'm talking about.  So the song is Death to Traitors.  Here it goes: A line drawn in the sa...
Posted by !DANGER!DANGER! on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 01:56:00 PST