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About Me

I'm a man of few words and pretty placid but people think I look pissed off most of the time but I am a generally happy person. I wish that I could be bothered To write out more favourite bands an films to make a bit more of an interesting read. But I can't really be bothered.I could ad one of those sections about stuff that pisses me off and shits me up the wrong way. But I'm not really bothered by much, only people that think they're absolutly nuts, Whackey of crazy in some way. But they're out there and they know who they are.
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myspace layouts & contact tablesAnd if you see me about don't ask me about DucTapeMan. Also if I you are not gonna talk to me once I've been added I'll just delete you. It's not me being an arsehole its I'm just cheesed off with people wanting more friends than anyone else.I've decided to keep the rest of the information up top. But I have changed my out look a little. If you happen to see me out and about talk to me cos I won't make an effort but once someone starts a conversation I can just keep talking. Not like one of those people who never shuts up. I don't quite drink like I used to cos I've ruined my guts, but still one night a week is still fine. Or if It's a special occaision I'll get proper shitfaced. I always write about the same thing... time for a change. Clouds, Butterflies,Daffodils. Fuck it I'm done!

My Interests

Well I like to drink and rock out that basically explains my interests. Although when sober pretty quiet. I like to have a toke every now and then. I don't really have any full time interests, I find something that grabs my attention for a short amount of time then give it up and do something else or just forget about it. My Myspace has probably kept my attention longer than any other interest ever. Except maybe Battle tec? Did I mention toking, Drinking and Rocking out?

I'd like to meet:

People who like to drink too much. Generally nice people but not like me I'm a fool. At least with this I can see peoples faces and their names at the same time so i'm more likely to remember, cos after a couple of drinks I won't. But this master plan of mine will backfire. For example my name not being Lance. Not that I'm likely to forget my own name.I have got to know more people since I cut down on my drinking. So I'd like to meet more people with something interesting to say.It's pretty simple. Write Stuff.
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Yeah, sorry if you give me a picture comment it is out of the kindness of your heart. There is no guarantee that I will send one back. Thankyou.

Music:

To name a fewCypress Hill, Rage Against the Machine, The Vandals, Pantera, Slayer, Sepultura, Sublime, Hatebreed, System of a Down, The Presidents, Primus, Soulfly, Biohazard, The Bronx, NOFX, Rancid, Raging Speedhorn.

Movies:

Just a Few Natural Born Killers, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Full Metal Jacket, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Memento, Sin City, Falling Down, Trainspotting, Human Traffic, Night Watch, X-men, Donnie Darko, Resivoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, 28 Days Later, Dog Soldiers, Dead Mans Shoes, Chopper, Disney films but only ones from my childhood, Shaun of the dead, Snatch, True Romance, Collateral, The Big Lebowski.

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, South Park.I like watching the discovery channels, there's some interesting shit on them. I like pretty much any cartoons except spongebob squarepants DRIVES ME NUTS!! British comedy like Red Dwarf, Bottom, The Young Ones, The Office and I'm Allan Partridge. Quite like Columbo. Don't like Football or Cricket. But I could watch them anyway cos I'll watch anything thats on. Peep Show too. But sometimes I fid it really painful to watch.

Books:

Well I've only read 4 books but it Better than none. 3 Chopper Read books and one called The Rats.

Heroes:

Superman, Crimpy, Jon Stone , Mark Battle and Ganga Ram(If you see him round tell him I said Hi).