I am 97% White Trash.
.. Born in a trailer, live in a trailer, die in a trailer. I am the epitome of white trashiness. Unfortunately, I have no clue what epitome means. Take the
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I am 90% Evil Genius.
.. I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will. Take the
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I am 89% Metal Head.
.. I was born with the mark of the beast on my forehead and an axe in my arms. I am the god of all things metal! Now if only I could get my parents to give me back my car keys..... Take the
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I WOULD LOVE TO MEET GEORGE DUBBYA BUSH, SO I COULD KICK THE PRICK STRAIGHT IN THE BALLS!
Tastes vary from metal bands such as Nile, Crowbar, Hatebreed, Dew Scented, Soulfly, Pantera, Panic Cell, Illuminatus to classic metal greats like Guns and roses, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Motorhead, Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax, Queen (to name but a small few).
300, Sin City, Pulp Fiction, The Punisher, Lost Boys, The Shawshank Redemption, The Crow (1 - 4), 28 Days Later, The Chronicals of Riddick, Life of Brian, Monty Python and the Holy grail, The meaning of Life, Friday, Life, The Devils Advocate, Lord of the Rings 1, 2, and 3, Nightmare On Elm Street (all, even shitty 2) (saves time)....
Sky One is a must! One channel that offers a sloth like me a multitude of programs! But because of Sky's greed, I can't watch it! Richard B and Virgin Media have decided to stand up to the American media swine and they decided to take their ball home and switch off the channels.FUCK SKY! FUCK THEIR GREED AND GAYNESS!Green Wing, Peep Show, Extra's, Phoenix Nights, Max and Paddy, The IT crowd, the Office and the American Office, My Name is Earl, Entourage, Blade, Family Guy, Time Gentlemen Please, Dr Who, Torchwood, supernatural, 24, l Lost, Dream Team etc....
FUCK reading! A book is just a broken tv!
Al Murray! You is a funny fucker and speak pearls of wisdom (ALL HAIL TO THE ALE!) JEREMY CLARKSON! THIS MAN IS AN ANGRIER MAN THAN I! Gordon Ramsey, A Genius who speaks his mind!