Dawson's Creek Insight |
How to get the girl:
Tell a beautiful girl she's smart.
Tell a smart girl she's beautiful.
Sadly enough, it works everytime.
Posted by Marian the Barbarian on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 11:18:00 PST |
Nature Bitch Tour 2006/Bonnarooooooooooooooooo! |
So I'm weak and lack any kind of forearm or thigh muscle but I'm still a down ass bitch that will climb mountains and boulder any rock that comes my way. I will be in Kentucky/Tennesee from the 13th ...
Posted by Marian the Barbarian on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 01:08:00 PST |
"So there is this guy right, and he tastes like sushi..." |
Memories. Misty water color memories. Like the corners of my mind.This trip was fucking ridiculous. Every other day a new city with random fucking people. Best idea since Britney Spears retirement...
Posted by Marian the Barbarian on Mon, 29 May 2006 01:41:00 PST |
Love...Lust...Limerence... |
Question of the day:Why get married?The odds fucking suck. Roughly fifty percent of married couples split up, probably because the concept of marriage is flawed.Would you buy a car if you knew there ...
Posted by Marian the Barbarian on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 12:01:00 PST |
I'll Be Your Doppelganger |
Today I was informed that my father looks like Edgar Allen Poe. Who comes up with this shit? While I hate to admit that he does look like the dark poet, the resemblence makes me laugh forever. So m...
Posted by Marian the Barbarian on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 01:06:00 PST |
Bruce Lee |
"You put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can crash, drip, flow...be water my friend.""To hell with circumstances. I create opportuni...
Posted by Marian the Barbarian on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 12:23:00 PST |
The Studda Step |
What an ugly word. It's not even a word. If you open your Marian-Webster don't know shit dictionary you will see that Studda Step means...Studda Step (n.): Someone, man or woman, who is used betwee...
Posted by Marian the Barbarian on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 01:38:00 PST |
3 Things You Should Know. |
1. Macgyver could build a bomb out of a stick of gum. That is hot.2. The worst reviewed movies are sometimes the best movies.3. Hagan Daaz cookies and creme ice cream makes impacted wisdom teeth f...
Posted by Marian the Barbarian on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 10:39:00 PST |
Sometimes |
Sometimes I think my car is going to explode
Sometimes with me in it
Sometimes dreams are so cliche that they are never fulfilled
Sometimes I am yellow in a sea of red
And I hate myself for that
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Posted by Marian the Barbarian on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 02:40:00 PST |
No, you are not my cousin sir. |
Every time I go to a gas station, any gas station, the attendent always greets me with, "Hey how are you Cuz?" Every God DAMN time! Just because we are both hairy with big noses and are of Middle Ea...
Posted by Marian the Barbarian on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 11:58:00 PST |
