you should be fined; you should be fired |
actually, i'm getting for reals dark sections under my eyes, i wouldn't call them circles, really; they are not even a fourth of that length, and i think it's from honest-to-god not sleeping regularly...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 20:25:00 GMT |
chilblains rampant at southfork, screwworm, earthworm. |
1. congratulations, starting on gina's birthday i'll be the toast of the town! baking the best, that is. grand central baking.com or something. which means i'll have to stop eating creme brulee for fr...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:28:00 GMT |
regarding nuevo texlaharkansees. |
i love california.
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 21:15:00 GMT |
regarding the automatic friend machine. |
i don't live there anymore.
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 21:12:00 GMT |
i think they look really good |
i am pleased to announce that i have developed some v. attractive wrinkles of the sort usually referred to as 'crow's feet.' they are located under my eyes and are caused by many arduous years of squ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:17:00 GMT |
everywhere i go i feel anxious about where i have to go next. |
i went to the boardwalk and instantly my posture and temperament improved.1. at the chicken i got:a purple and yellow egg with a yellow sticky froga pink and green egg with a bull frog tattoo (a theme...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 17:40:00 GMT |
kate bush |
kate bush. how can i even come close to the miracle of videos like "wow" and "hammer horror" and "wuthering heights"? god help me. thank you, amitai heller, for showing me the light.beetdub, i got a n...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 07:36:00 GMT |
teeth |
i got a new tube of toothpaste, so i am throwing out the old one even though there is still kind of a lot in there. i think the metallic tube is starting to decay after all these years.
Posted by on Wed, 17 May 2006 12:38:00 GMT |
dear humanity |
dear humanity,
i'm afraid that we are going to have to stop being friends for a while. though i appreciate your offer to include me under your vague umbrella term "human," i am concerned tha...
Posted by on Tue, 09 May 2006 04:14:00 GMT |
oh please. |
i made a financially ridiculous move tonight by buying phillip glass's opera "einstein on the beach" for $35.99, but it was worth it. what a kook!
also: i may love the boardwalk too much to ever ...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 00:05:00 GMT |
