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Jalapeno

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am Jessica. You would like me... fo sho.

My Interests

I like music. I like to be with the people i love. Pig. Piggetta. Bradely. I like orange. Ugly things make me happy.

I'd like to meet:

Someone that can carry on an intelligent conversation. That, and Danny Elfman.

Music:

Oingo Boingo, U2, INXS, David Bowie, A Flock of Seagulls, When In Rome, Blondie, Wham!, AFI, The Discarded, The Used, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, Dave Gahan, Billy Joel, Duran Duran, Elton John, Queen, Sting, The Police, Styx, Garth Brooks, Supertramp, Men at Work, Suburban Legends, Tom Petty, The Cure, Cheap Trick, Pat Benetar, Soft Cell, Tears for Fears, Aha, The Blues Brothers, Prince, The Knack, Poison...

Movies:

Anything with Steve Buscemi. Reservoir Dogs, Fargo, Desperado, Ed and His Dead Mother, Big Fish, Trees Lounge, Pulp Fiction, Living in Oblivion, Tales From The Darkside: The Movie, Lost In Translation, The Nightmare On Elm Street series, Seven, Requiem for a Dream, Any of the James Bond Flicks, Adaptation, Fight Club, Labyrinth, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Boondock Saints, Amelie, Donnie Darko, The Jerk, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Igby Goes Down, Batmans 1 and 2, Drop Dead Fred, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Memento, American History X, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Crying Game, American Beauty, Office Space, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, James and the Giant Peach. ... Lately I've really been into Audrey Tautou's films- Happenstance, He Love Me, He Loves Me Not, Marry Me, The Spanish Apartment and Dirty Pretty Things, to name a few.

Television:

Law and Order, Dirty Jobs, Without a Trace and CSI: Las Vegas

Books:

Dan Brown

Heroes:

Pig, Piggetta and Bradley

My Blog

Viva Las Vegas!

Snap! Im 21 now bitches! I went to LAs Vegas.... typical 21st birthday, I know. I did the typical 21st birthday things too; I drank, I danced on top of bars, you know... same ol' same ol'. There...
Posted by Jalapeno on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 02:33:00 PST

Some things

I do not want to do my math homework. I do not want to study for History. I do not want to go to school tomorrow. I want to do well in school this semester. I love my pigs that have been guinea-ed. I...
Posted by Jalapeno on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 01:55:00 PST

Retract

Julia is in fact a man. Her name is now Diego. My bad, yo.
Posted by Jalapeno on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 09:31:00 PST

Julia (Pronounced all Spanish-style, not American-like. Like "Julio", but with an "A")

I got a new pig. She's adorable. Her name is Julia. SHE'S TINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Jalapeno on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 11:56:00 PST

This is a time wasting survey. Enjoy!

LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDEName: Jessica HanniganBirth date: December 8Current Location: Buena ParkEye Color: Blue/GreyHair Color: Dark BrownZodiac Sign: SagitariusLAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDEYour heritage: Ir...
Posted by Jalapeno on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 12:01:00 PST

Expiration Dates

I am confused. My yogurt expired on the 30th of June, yet here I am, eating it. It doesn't taste bad, in fact, I would have to say that I am enjoying it quite a bit. The granola I put on it is a bit s...
Posted by Jalapeno on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 08:51:00 PST

Dating the Ups

I have moved Kragens. Unfortunately this means that I am still with the confounded company, but I have moved. There is talk of promotion, however I would rather just not be there anymore. Piggett...
Posted by Jalapeno on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 05:17:00 PST

Ahoy Matey

Yesterday was my mothers birthday and to celebrate we went to the new Pirate Dinner thing by my home. It was fun-good times. My mother was a fan of our section's pirate. As we all were. We cross our ...
Posted by Jalapeno on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 07:57:00 PST

I want....

to paint to have a day off just to do nothing to take a really hot shower to tell my boss to go fuck himself to find a new job to buy new jeans it to rain... hard to pay off my credit card and cu...
Posted by Jalapeno on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 11:42:00 PST

Artism

  Dictinary.com defines autism as a disorder characterized by marked deficits in communication and social interaction, preoccupation with fantasy, language impairment, and abnormal behavior. It i...
Posted by Jalapeno on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 11:35:00 PST