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i'm from Manhattan, NY, and i moved when i was like 7. i moved to Puerto Rico for 4 years and then came here and had to re-learn english. i like to be surrounded by the shitbags i love. i do like going to shows where i DON'T get the shit beat out of me and where i can actually see the bands. i'm pretty open-minded, but morals/common sense come into play, at the same time. i'm not going to have a threesome unless i'm on crack.. [i don't even do crack so scratch both of those off altogether], i'm not going to hang around a bunch of fucking druggies, i'm not going to lie to your mom and say you're spending the night at my house to cover up for you sleeping at your boyfriend's house to fuck.

i'm pretty big into music; i'm just not going to say music is my life because..it's not? ha. just clearing that up for you. i'm really into the whole laughing and happiness thing when i'm able to enjoy it because there's been a time in my life where it was nothing but misery and depression..now, it isn't about that. i'm pretty fucking confident with myself, so some bitches think i'm arrogant, self-absorbed, conceited, whatever you want to call it. i've heard it all. and frankly, i don't give a fuck. i adore myself. guess what? you should, too.
i don't care if you're online or offline, i'll hang out with you if you're good people. by good people, i don't mean you help old ladies or save baby birds from falling nests. by good people i mean you're interesting. and you're good fun. i don't deal with druggies, or alcoholics. i've broken about 15 bones. half of them, repeatedly. i'm still a tuff cookie.

one thing i love unconditionally in this world...is my dog Chewbacca. he has to be the cutest shitter ever. i never thought someone could make snoring or taking a leak on my carpet so goddamn cute. he shits, eats, pees, barks, and bugs me alot but i love him like i love no other. he loves to lick my glasses. so i keep my glasses up high. i'm corny when i'm in love. i will say the gooshiest thing because i am gross when i'm in love. i'm big with love. i love being in love, i love people loving me, i love loving. if you are good to me, i love you.

i've got my lip, tongue, ears, and belly button [twice] pierced. my ears are gauged to 0s..i dig tattoos. ok, let me rephrase that; i digtasteful tattoos in moderation. i do love hair. i love to cut hair, i love to dye hair, anybodys. mine, my best friend's, my mom's. whatever. i love pretty shit. i do my makeup, i put on blush, eyeliner, mascara, lip gloss....all the good shit. i just don't cake 10 lbs of makeup on my face. i always have my purse with me. any purse. usually my Blondie purse. i love to talk. i always got in trouble at school for talking too much. or not talking enough. like in group activities. group activities were lame. there's some subjects i will talk forever on. i don't admit alot of things. talking for hours is my forte. i do it often. with the right people. there's some things i won't even begin to talk about. especially, if you're fucking weird.

i love to wear flip-flops and sing loud in the car, or when i'm home alone. i wear flip-flops anytime of the year because my feet don't get cold. and it sucks looking for socks and then tying, and blah blah. i can't stand things around my neck; they get me nervous . i hate sleeping with alot of clothes on. i can't stand it when creditors and telemarketers call my house. especially private calls! omg. if you private call me, i will find you and slay you. i always have my purse close to me because bitches like to steal shit. :/ so guess what? don't touch my shit and you'll be fine.
i'm totally a sucker for a girl. and a cute boy. either way, i'm a sucker. i recently realized that i like girls a whole lot more than i like boys. the feeling of controversy is great. girls are so much prettier. and they have boobs, what can i say? i'm a sucker for a set of boobs, kissable lips and nice hips. I have tons of family. i just don't know a third of them..and another third i haven't seen in 10 years. i talk alot. eye contact is weird. sometimes eye contact is too wierd. i like getting to know people. i love to kiss. i love to hug. i love affection. i love touching. not necessarily groping, but touching is nice. whether it's touching you hair..your arms..your belly button. i love it all. just don't touch the back of my thighs or my feet. that's weird. i have a livejournal. i update every couple of days. i've had livejournals for years. before i found out they were cool. now everybody has one. just like a myspace . son of a bitch.

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