Anything that involves my child, art, music, my car, Sugar Free Red Bull, intellects, whores, non-whores, sarcasm, sports, jiggling arm fat (I can do that for hours), work, laughter, comedy central, Poker, speaking grammatically incorrect to see if people notice, and Pine Sol. It smells so good it makes me want to mop the floor with my tongue.
I would like to meet some of those wonderful friends that I have already met, but have already forgotten. Maybe some of those fabulous people in my pictures. Who are those people anyways? I haven't heard or seen them in forever. IF we have crossed paths at some point in time I would like you to re-introduce yourself to me. I wish I could search all you people out, but I kind of forgot many of your names. Damn you long term effects of heavy drug usage!!
I am open to most forms of music, except boy bands and latin music. I was raised on that stuff and it's all I hear from the kitchen when I'm at work. Give it a freakin rest already! It all sounds the same to me and it's starting to drive me a little insane. Other than that I can listen to pretty much everything as long as its good music. Country music used to be in the category of most hated music ever, but recently the people that I have surrounded myself with are really into this stuff. You fuckers know who you are and you should be ashamed of yourselves for exposing me to this. Especially you Alex! As much as I hate to admitt it though, it is starting to grow on me.
It's a tossup between Snatch and Requeim For A Dream. Also anything with Will Ferell.
Sports Center and Comedy Central are my all time favorites. It's where I get most of my material from. I also love the History Channel.
As lame as it may sound, it's my mom. She raised my sister and I by working her ass off after my father passed away. Now that's hard work if you don't know any english. Thats why I dont feel sorry for all of these crackhead ass baby mommas who want sympathy. Get a job and keep your damn babies off the street!