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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Tre Durden
Birthday: End of September
Birthplace: Budapest
Current Location: Recliner
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6
Right Handed or Left Handed: Sometimes both
Your Heritage: Hungarian mafia
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike
Your Weakness: Brunettes
Your Fears: To die in a freak gasoline fighting accident
Your Perfect Pizza: From New York
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To make it to next year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: What is instant messanger?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where did she come from and what is her name
Your Best Physical Feature: Hmmmm... Ask the ladies
Your Bedtime: Varies day to day
Your Most Missed Memory: 10 days in Vegas
Pepsi or Coke: Mountain Dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Either as long as I get one
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: 4-C raspberry flavored
Chocolate or Vanilla: That sounds rather racist.... Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: Anything I can
Do you Swear: What the fuck kinda question is that?
Do you Sing: Fuck no!
Do you Shower Daily: Fuck yea!---Twice
Have you Been in Love: Do 6 year old Asian boys count?
Do you want to go to College: I'm currently working on my 3rd PhD------Your mom goes to college
Do you want to get Married: Only if he wants kids
Do you belive in yourself: Everyday
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Allday everyday
Are you a Health Freak: They don't call me Mr. Fitness for nothing
Do you get along with your Parents: When I'm not around them
Do you like Thunderstorms: As long as the power and cable don't go out
Do you play an Instrument: Can't say that I do
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: You know it
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Have't been to the doctor lately
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Does it count if she didn't know it was a date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I ate a box alright, but it wasn't Oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: The girl from this weekend smelled like sushi---So yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: I chased that stripper around stage. That counts right?
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Once-------------------------------------------A day
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: I've lost a fight or two
Ever Shoplifted: Candy bars and baseball cards
How do you want to Die: Plane crash or gun fight
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Not sober
What country would you most like to Visit: Is Amsterdam a country?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any as long as she ain't blind
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Medium
Height: Shorted than me
Weight: Less than me
Best Clothing Style: Shirt and tie
Number of Drugs I have taken: Do you mean this weak or ever?
Number of CDs I own: 15-20
Number of Piercings: That's kinda personal
Number of Tattoos: 4 and counting
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Can't remember all of them and I certainly can't count that high
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Your Driving Is is: 100% Male, 0% Female
According to studies, you drive like a typical male. You have no problems smoking a bowl or joint while driving. All the times you've gotten road helmet never affected your driving.
You're reckless, aggressive, and see driving as a game.
And while you like to live on the edge a little, you still know how to drive safely. Do You Drive Like a Guy or a Girl?
You Will Die at Age 43
Not bad, considering your super wild lifestyle
Want to live longer? Try losing a few bad habits. Such as talking to Dan. Masturbating to midget porn. You should also try to limit your intake of lighter fluid. Your best move would be to flush your lungs of all that bong resin. In the near future you should also consider having a penis reduction, all that weight is making you slouch, which is causing unnecessary stress to your lower back. What Age Will You Die?
You Are Corona
You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk. You drink so girls you talk to look better.
You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all.
And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk. You like the confidence, the ability to talk to hot sluts.
You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you! What's Your Beer Personality?
The Bull
People Iced: Thirty Six
Car Bombs Planted: Three
Favorite Weapon Shank
Arms Broken: Thirty
Eyes Gouged: Sixteen
Tongues Cut Off: Fourteen
Biggest Enemy: Ruprick
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