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Tony

white trash, second generation.

About Me

I put my pants on both legs at once. Im a sucker for animals and smiles. People say Im blessed with luck, I prefer to think I dont let opportunities pass. I love to cook, but Im not very good, i also love junk food, have a massive caffeine addiction, live alone, and enjoy it...

My Interests

laughing, turkeys,cooking (but not turkeys), eating (again, i stay away from the turkey), songs that mention "the break of dawn", vegas, TV, movies, craps (the kind with dice, the other ones are icky), photography, gadgets, poker, my dogs, long moonlit walks to the liquor store, $36 cheese burgers.

I'd like to meet:

hmmmm....Someone who can decorate my house. someone who doesnt put San Francisco as the location in their profile just because it "sounds cooler" than the burbs, someone who doesnt eat to survive, but actually enjoys it, can laugh at themselves as easily as they can laugh at me...uuhh i mean others..., is just as happy tearin up the town as laying on the couch in PJ's watching movies. (perhaps more inclined to enjoy the latter) Id also like to meet the infamous "Jimmy".

Music:

i hate when people say this, but almost everything...... from morrissey to motley crue.... A-HA to AFI..... Elvis (costello and presley) .......you get the idea. Oh, and neil diamond is good for driving to vegas.

Movies:

True Romance... (thanks ronald miller, hrm, or whatever youre calling your sweet ass these days), Fight Club, The Goonies, Three Amigos, Kalifornia, taxi driver, fear and loathing, hackers, run lola run, res. dogs, raising arizona, happy texas, big lebowski

Television:

Lots. ugly betty, the office, heros, lost, simpsons, south park, family guy, house, prison break, veronica mars (yeah, what of it?)law & order... but not Law and Order Criminal Intent..... that little detective creeps me out. and just about anything on discovery, the history channel, TLC, science channel, speed, military channel, or animal planet.... I miss the Buffy. Tuesday nights will never be the same.

Books:

Christopher Moore. Anything to keep me occupied on BART. Just about everything by HST.

Heroes:

Steve the Turkey, Jimmy the Idiot boy (turtle food collector), Homer Simpson, R. Lee Ermey, Tommy Vercetti, My Dad, Oscar B. Goodman, the infamous "Jimmy", Vahan "the wolf" Mamigonian, and that deliciously evil bastard Vernon Rudolph...

My Blog

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale....

I bought a boat!  It's nowhere near pretty yet, but it's gonna be a blast.  It's an old 1960's runabout.  It needs a little fiberglass repair, some paint, and some fresh fuel, and a li...
Posted by Tony on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:52:00 PST

The Mysery Machine

Yes, I know thats not how you spell misery..  The Mysery Machine is my new toy- a 1962 Ford Econoline. Aint she purty? Totally reminds me of the Scooby gangs Mystery Machine.   Tons 'o wor...
Posted by Tony on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 11:40:00 PST

Escape from L.A.

EDIT: yeah- didnt make it on the show... fuckers.   Im back, the audition was so much fun.   There were even some poker pro's there!   I got to meet and play craps, blackjack,...
Posted by Tony on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 12:48:00 PST

Mr. Tony goes to Hollywood

Holy shit. So, a little over a month ago I applied for a reality TV show.  Now, I like reality TV, but there has never really been a show I could see myself on (except maybe cops).  Survivor...
Posted by Tony on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 06:25:00 PST

Damn Im old.

My nephew, my sisters son, the boy whose diapers I changed, the boy I used to take to the mall and made him point from his stroller at girls and say "shes pretty", the boy i taught to fish, the boy I ...
Posted by Tony on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 08:59:00 PST

I think i need a kick in the ass

Is it really 3:30am?  Am I really watching Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla?.... must be a dream....
Posted by Tony on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dear Mrs. Reagan

I recently received a large manila envelope from my mother. Inside was a faded, yellowing page 10 from the San Mateo Times dated Feb 25 1983. The headline reads: "Sunnybrae students write to first la...
Posted by Tony on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mike is now officially allowed in my truck again

To prevent random objects being strewn about the highway, I cleaned my truck out today, and took it to get detailed. Please feel free to drive behind me without worry of bags of dog food, empty coffe...
Posted by Tony on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST