james - ProfilesArchive

About Me

yo yo me name is mister jamesmister, i lika to shoot birdies at the airport, i like to play monopoly, erxpose myself near daycare centers and steal from walmart,i was born a unicorn,i fuck chickens....i also enjoy hitting stuff with my candlesticks, i melt soldiers and oneday wish to kill Malcom X because he was a fag

My Interests

i made a profile strickly to meet ladies, because ladies love me and i wanted to show everybody how much everylady wants me to get um preggers out the yingyang fur shiznazs baby carrot

I'd like to meet:

id like to meet my troll parents and all the peoples i killeds pets so i can kill them also and all the members from journey, every mailman and my pet cucumbers parents.. i gots a pet rock from walmart, i sing to him we had sex

Music:

JOURNEY IS GOD,Earth wind and Fire, Boy George, Villiage People,David Bowie, Parrapa the rappa,Acid Alex,Tupac, Frank Zappa, Kids Bop, and i also have every Now CD, The Cranberries, Blondie, Cher,Cookie Monster

Movies:

Joe's Apartment,terror toons,CHILD PORN,se7en, Ellisit Sins,Barney and Friends, Tokyo Bust,Rollerball, How to loose a guy in 10 days, Brookback mountain, It,Blackula, creature from the black lagoon, rocky horror picture show, pokemons first movie, Forest Gump, Crash,legally blond, castaway,apex,LEPRACON

Television:

no watch TV, porno better

Books:

kama sutra, anarchy cook book,hustler,playboy,the bible(j/k),ebony,new york tiems,penthouse,siamese twins fucking hard porn bitch

Heroes:

Jeffery Daumer,Charles Manson, jeffree starr, brian peppers, ronald mcdonald,bobo,ronald reagan,benedict arnold,boston strangler,DC sniper, lee harvey oswald,donald trump,fidel castrol, joesph stalin, hitler,catwomen.