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About Me


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Name: Nickolacious Mezarandium
Birthday: 9/14/90
Birthplace: pool table/ also my place of conception
Current Location: some place great
Eye Color: shit brown
Hair Color: black... black as the ace of spades
Height: im a fuuuuuukn giant
Right Handed or Left Handed: i use my left ear
Your Heritage: latino...ish
The Shoes You Wore Today: were stolen from a hobo
Your Weakness: too great for weaknesses
Your Fears: becoming too great
Your Perfect Pizza: wont make me puke and shit all over myself
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: punch out god
The Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: uhh..... yes
Thoughts First Waking Up: wheres my sandwhich
Your Best Physical Feature: my elbows
Your Bedtime: ooo ur nasty
Your Most Missed Memory: ur nastynessssssssss
Pepsi or Coke: both
MacDonalds or Burger King: both
Single or Group Dates: BOTH DAMN IT
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: i like me some chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: i drink pure caffine
Do you Swear: fuuuuuuck no asshole
Do you Sing: like an angel
Do you Shower Daily: yeah with ur mom
Have you Been in Love: only with u my love
Do you want to go to College: no i would distract all the ladies
Do you want to get Married: to u..... of course oh wait till i tell mother
Do you belive in yourself: do u belive in myself
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when i move
Do you think you are Attractive: i am the sexiest sex who ever sex'd
Are you a Health Freak: the freakiest
Do you get along with your Parents: not as well as i do with ur mom
Do you like Thunderstorms: not at all they stole my girlfriend
Do you play an Instrument: define play
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no....... lots and lots of whiskey though
In the past month have you been on Drugs: cant remember cause of all the LSD
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah and tell ur mom to stop callin me
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i ate a box but i didnt see any oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: who the hell is sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: it was either a stage or a box at an old folks home
In the past month have you been Dumped: hey i dumped her
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yea its pretty much my hobby
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: does bank robbery count
Ever been Drunk: no just extremely high
Ever been called a Tease: i dont know
Ever been Beaten up: yea but she was huge
Ever Shoplifted: i once lifted a shop in my bodybuilding days
How do you want to Die: in an explosion of cash, women and chocolate doughnuts
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a professional
What country would you most like to Visit: lexingtoncantervilliuxonburgony
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: yellow
Short or Long Hair: i dont really care
Height: dont care
Weight: no fat chicks
Best Clothing Style: how about no clothes
Number of Drugs I have taken: either 146 or 232
Number of CDs I own: an ass load
Number of Piercings: zero
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nunca
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My Interests

cant go wrong with good ol' patriki

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who wants to meet me as long as they dont kick me in the shin

Music:

The Doors, Johnny Cash, Elvis(both the king and Costello), Chuck Berry, Jerry lee Lewis, Bruce Springsteen, AC/DC, The Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix, Janice Joplin, Bob Dylan, Nirvana,Wolfmother, Guns N' Roses, Buddy Holly, John lee Hooker, Muddy Waters, Magic Slim, Led Zepplin, Roy Orbison, Bob Marley, The Ramones, The Mezcal Brothers, The Tijuana Gigolos, Greenday, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers,the Sex Pistols, Queen and many many many many many many more

Movies:

Raging Bull, Goodfellas, Godfather one and two,The Departed, Once Upon a Time in America, Anchorman, The Blues Brothers, Kill Bill one and two, Pulp Fiction, Harold and Kumar's journey to White Castle, Walk The Line, Tombstone, A Fistsfull of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, The Good The Bad And The Ugly, Scarface, The Untouchables, The Aviator, Malcom X, American History X, Jurassic Park,Pirates of the Caribbean 1 & 2, Cape Fear, Ray, Patton, Full Metal Jacket, The Searchers, Dr. Strangelove, And many more

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Sopranos, Deadwood, South Park, Chapelle's Show, and thats about it
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Books:

are you kidding?

Heroes:

Jim Morrison, Malcom X, Robert DeNiro, Martin Sorsesse, Jimi Hendrix, Elvis,Keith Richards Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., Marlon Brando, Jerry Lee Lewis, James Dean, and Cookie Monster