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About Me

I breathe in, I breathe out. I eat berries, nuts, twigs, eggs, sometimes poultry, various vegetation. I drink stuff. Mainly alcohol. I am unpredictable, and unreliable. Sometimes I write stuff, it doesn't always make much sense. Sometimes I make noises that may or may not register as 'Music' in the accepted sense of the word. I sometimes really like what I do on here. I hope sometimes, you might like it too... Chances are, I think you're wonderful. X

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/24/2006
Band Members: Sometimes I work alone. In fact, most times I'm working alone. Sometimes it's me and the voices. Sometimes it's just the voices.

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Influences: Alcohol. Solitude. Silence. Mature Cheddar & crackers. Trees. Sky. Stars. Rain.
Sounds Like: When you push water up a hill.
Record Label: Brain Juice Bubble Records.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Global Boring...

Don't worry about it, there's nothing we can do anyway. Stopping people using cars is bullshit. How are the governments of the world 'discouraging' people from using their cars? BY TAXING THEM INTO...
Posted by Chops Mc Lou on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:05:00 PST

Never juggle ferrets while they are smoking cigars.

Exploding Kamikaze rabbits. They certainly are some street unwise tyre stains in the making. I wonder if they have secret training camps, deep in the woods? I think they probably do, and are traini...
Posted by Chops Mc Lou on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:16:00 PST

Never let your mind become a show home.

If you're reading this, you're probably drunk. If you are NOT drunk, please remove your 3D glasses now, and exit the auditorium via the doors marked 'Retail therapy.' So like, where was I? Well, I'v...
Posted by Chops Mc Lou on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 05:43:00 PST

Trees that knock dust from the stars...

I finally found gainful employment for my lucky rats ass... You know that rip in the cosmos that I've not yet told you about? Well, turns out my lucky rats ass was exactly the right size to correct ...
Posted by Chops Mc Lou on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 03:09:00 PST

Birds, huh?

... And that is why I just had to rub my bare knees with a couple of olives that I purchased from a rogue penguin, 'Percy' penguin, purveyor of green stinky berries to the unsuspecting palettes of sem...
Posted by Chops Mc Lou on Fri, 16 May 2008 12:55:00 PST

This is interesting...

Fight against Iran too familiarWith disturbing deja vu, the U.S. Congress and media are swallowing the administration's torrent of unproven allegations against Iran precisely the way they lapped up it...
Posted by Chops Mc Lou on Sun, 11 May 2008 10:06:00 PST

Haiku Singular.

Disappointment loomsI don't learn from my mistakesI just perfect them
Posted by Chops Mc Lou on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:06:00 PST

Your carriage awaits...

I guess it must have been early summer the day the van turned up outside our house. It was early afternoon, Jimmy was still at work, and mom was bundling suitcases and such into the back of this dark...
Posted by Chops Mc Lou on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 05:56:00 PST

Tiny Haiku fragments.

Giving up smokingis the best thing that I've donethat and the murdersI really like itwhen you ride my face like thisI can't talk right nowThat's it really nowmyspace is all fucked upgoing for a wank...
Posted by Chops Mc Lou on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 04:43:00 PST

Want to free fall.

All singing, all dancing, whirring Dervish, and fancy pantsin’ bubbled figures in games of chancin’ how greener the grass is when blown by bird wings. Stopped a while to pick a windmill, ...
Posted by Chops Mc Lou on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 06:34:00 PST