Dave

I caught E. Coli at Taco Bell and all I got was this...

tremendous bout of "the runs".You thought I was going to claim, "T-Shirt".Fooled you.I actually didnt catch E. Coli.  But I did eat tons of Taco Bell despite the risk.  In fact this one time...
Posted by She's clearly my better half on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:13:00 PST

English as a second language...

My little brothers crack me up.  (though they really aren't little, they're kind of giants... with elephantitis)I helped install some parts on Evan's car this afternoon in which he shared the mos...
Posted by She's clearly my better half on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 06:27:00 PST

UPDATE: What does it feel like...

to make 1/4 million dollars in one hour?Well folks, next Wednesday at 7 PM, I'll be able to tell you. Answer:  Feels awesome....
Posted by She's clearly my better half on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 06:15:00 PST

G'day mate! No worries.

So lately I've been phoning Australia incessantly re: new customer we're supplying there.  It's fantastic to speak to people with the sweetest accent on Earth.  (albeit often at 3 AM)  ...
Posted by She's clearly my better half on Thu, 18 May 2006 06:01:00 PST

I never thought...

...a stupid radio show could really capture the emotions of so many people.I'll admit... I'm a little lost this evening.  The 7-11 timeslot feels so... empty.
Posted by She's clearly my better half on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 04:17:00 PST

I dropped a chocolate chip...

in my new truck from a delicious Atkins granola chocolate covered chocolate chip meal bar.  And I can't find the chocolate chip anywhere.  It's probably melting spitefully on my beautiful in...
Posted by She's clearly my better half on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 11:33:00 PST

Renovations PICTURES continued... almost done!

**Update 4- March 27, 2006 6:00 PM**A special welcome to the Eljier Titan... a mythological wonder among mortal toilets.  Be jealous and be amazed.  24 golf balls... one flush.**Update 3- Ma...
Posted by She's clearly my better half on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 05:37:00 PST

Sir, those would be fish eggs, not sprinkles.

I do believe the japanese waitress was slightly amused and bewildered when I asked her if the day-glo orange and red "balls" on my sushi were sprinkles. She told me they in fact are not rainbow jimmi...
Posted by She's clearly my better half on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 10:57:00 PST

Lappy 5100 went ker-splode

My laptop's hard drive decided to take a permanent vacation on Friday.  So I'll be somewhat online challenged for about 24 more hours until she's back up and running. If you ever see this in whi...
Posted by She's clearly my better half on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 07:51:00 PST

Trivium and In Flames Show Tonight! Freaking sick!

I just rolled in from the Trivium and In Flames show at Webster Hall in NYC. Norge totally hooked me up with a ticket and it was silly awesome. Trivium gave an unexpected salute to our lost brother,...
Posted by She's clearly my better half on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 11:47:00 PST