About Me

I'm an attorney at law, but screenwriter at heart. I love film and music-- my two passions. Other interests include poker, mixed martial arts, road trips, and hanging with friends.
ABOUT ME-I'm laid back. Very laid back. Too laid back. Sometimes I have to check to make sure I still have a pulse. Being this laid back is not without its price, and it comes at the expense of carelessness. I've been through six cell phones in two years. I've put cell phones in the washing machine, jumped in the pool with my cell phone in my bathing suit pocket, and drove off with my cell phone on the hood of my car. (My cell phone insurance carrier has cut me off). I've locked my keys in the car on many occassions-- most notably, while in the parking lot of Pleasure Plus Video (which of course has to be located on the corner of a very busy intersection). I've left jars of jam in my glove compartment (the reasoning for which is a story in and of itself), only to have the jar crack and my insurance papers to the glove compartment interior. (Note: This did not get me out of a ticket for failing to provide documents). I've never made a single correct judgment call in my life, and I constantly hear the Larry David theme music in my head.
"SITTING STILL" - A car skids into the driveway. A screeching stop. Door opens. Feet meet pavement. Dooe slams shut. An angry voice, cursing a yelling. The front door opens. A muffled exchange. A scuffle. A gunshot.These are the sounds that govern the actions of four kids, who have found themselves trapped in the basement of thier best friend's lover the day her deranged husband came home early.
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MySpace Layouts MySpace Editor Icons Collage MySpace Graphics Photo Collage Punk rock. Independent film. Screenwriting. Poker. Mixed martial arts. Getting together with friends, listening to Ween, and shooting the shit on the hidden sex/drug metaphors in Toy Story.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who thinks outside the box. Anyone who paints outside the lines. Anyone who lacks filter. Anyone who is not uptight, or closed-minded. And anyone who would have a sense of humor with regard to the stories "About Me."

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Music:

Aiden, Alkaline Trio, All, Allister, Amaya Andreas, Amber Pacific, Atmosphere, Atryu, The Audition, Bad Religion, Bayside, Big Wig, The BLue Hawaiins, Bouncing Souls, Clutch, Cop Shoot Cop, Count the Stars, Death Cab For Cutie, Descendents, Dusty Trails, Earshot, Elliot Smith, Face to Face, Farside, The Forecast, Frou Frou, G. Love, Glasseater, Goodbye Valentine, Grandaddy, Guns N Wankers, Halifax, Hawthorne Heights, Home Grown, Hooverphonic, Hurt, Hy80, Incubus, Interpol, Janes, June, the Junior Varsity, Lagunoa Coil, Lagwagon, The Lemonheads, Long Beach Dub Allstars, Luscious Jackson, Mad Caddies, Mae, Matchbox Romance, Mike Ness, Motion City Soundtrack, NERD, Name Taken, No Fun At All, No Use For a Name, NoFX, Pantera, Paramore, Pennywise, The Pharcyde, Pilfers, The Prodigy, Qeens of the Stone Age, Queers, Say Anything, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Screeching Weasel, Senses Fail, Shades Apart, Sia, Silverstein, The Slackers, Slick Rick (yes, Slick Rick), Social Distortion, Sonic Youth, Soul Coughing, Spiderbait, Spill Canvas, Spitalfield, Straylight Run, Streetlight Manifesto, Strung Out, Student Rick, Sublime, Sugar, Suicide Machines, System of a Down, Taking Back Sunday, Tantric, Ten Foot Pole, Thrice, Thursday, Tool, Trapt, Trik Turner, Trust Company, Turbonegro, Ugly Duckling, Underoath, The Urge, The Used, Waterdown, Ween, Weezer, White Stripes, Yellowcard

Movies:

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Memento, Dazed and Confused, Garden State, Harold and Kumar, You Can Count on Me, Reservoir Dogs, Before Sunset, Pulp Fiction, Godfather, Traffic, American Beauty, Eternal Sunshine, Rushmore, Lost in Translation, Goodfellas, Wonder Boys, Good Will Hunting, Donnie Darko, Ghost World, The Kevin Smith Askiewniverse
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Television:

.. Six Feet Under, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld (George Costanza is the greatest character ever brought to screen), Weeds, Sports Night, Studio 60, West Wing, Undeclared, Lost, 24, Ultimate Fighter

Books:

Tom Perrotta ("Election," "Wishbones," Joe College, "Bad Haircut," "Little Children")Brett Easton Ellis ("The Informers," "American Psycho," "Rules of Attraction," "Less than Zero")Elmore Leonard ("Rum Punch," "Killshot," "Get Shorty")

My Blog

So How Cool is this Girl?

I met this girl recently and have been spending a lot of time with her. Anyway, my brother, Chris, who is new to MySpace, told me about this punk band he found, Goodbye Valentine, and he put their son...
Posted by Scott on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 08:49:00 PST

TEN RANDOM THINGS ABOUT ME

The rules are: once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged, list their names, and wh...
Posted by Scott on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 07:10:00 PST

Dryer Sheets

I have figured out the purpose of dryer sheets. I know, they're used for making your clothes smell good, or dewrinkling them, or making them not stick together or something. But I have found their tru...
Posted by Scott on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 09:16:00 PST

Punk

I fuckin love that bands like Lagwagon, Bad Religion, NOFX, Strung Out Queers, and Face to Face still put out shit that rocks. I fucking love that these are bands that I grew up with. I pretty much sp...
Posted by Scott on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:35:00 PST

Lewis v. Harris and the

Alright, so anyone that knows me knows that I am the last person IN THE WORLD to get up on a pedistal. Shit, I don't even know if I am spelling pedistal correctly. I have no politics, could probably n...
Posted by Scott on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:42:00 PST

Pleasure Plus (Excerpt from Work in Progress)

Time Frame The story starts at Jim's wedding in September, spans the course of several months, and concludes at Steve's wedding. In between, we see the slow deterioration of Jim, as he is...
Posted by Scott on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 05:33:00 PST

Sitting Still

EXT. HOMESTEAD ROAD - EARLY EVENING A small cul-de-sac of modest houses in the Northen New Jersey suburb of Twin Brooks. The sun is quickly setting, as winter darkness sets in. In the di...
Posted by Scott on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:15:00 PST