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Naomi Monsta: KING OF THE UNIVERSE!

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About Me

I am a Pirate Queene! I keel haul landlubbers and steal treasure!
I am a magpie and adventures are best.
Dressing-up is quite possibly the best thing in the whole entire world.
& Watermelons.
Next to Pirates, that is.


Oh! & I dye my hair lots of stupid colours very often, my make-up looks as though a a child has gotten into their mothers make-up box and drawn on me with crayons and I dress as though I've fallen into a bin of stupid things.
I like piercings. I have a ring in my left nostril, a septum piercing, a medusa, four in my bottom lip and my cheeks pierced. I want more. & some tattoos soon please.
I have two pet Giant African Land Snails! They're the best! Their names are Captain Barnacle Bilge Rat Hornswaggle Floatsam & Nigel Jetsam. I love them very much. Except when I'm being a bad mother and leave them for a month and almost (accidentally) kill them.
I have the most amazing Pirate boy that I have kidnapped and sailed away with. I love him more than cake and taxidermy and tofu satay!
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My Interests

Illustration and other kinds of art junk.
I like making stuff, generally. It's all tasty.
Eating books. Books are the greatest creation.
Comic books: Sandman, Gloomcookie, Tank Girl...br Making clothes, or at the very least chopping up old clothes and making new stuff out of them.
Charity shops are awesome.
Magpying; picking up random, interesting crap off of the floor, like feathers and pebbles and shells and trinkets and stuff.
Walking around barefoot
Dressing up, circuses, carnivals and sideshows.
Pirates, highwayrobbers, muskateers. Any dashing rogue.
Androgyny, boys dressed as girls and girls dressed as boys.
Masquerade balls, ballgowns, decadance, burlesque!
Bruises, scars, amputations, nosebleeds. I am currently rather obsessed with leg braces and crutches and the like.
I have a tendancy to obsess over things rather elaboratly.
I like history (mostly 1700's,) and dinaosaurs. I'd be an excellent archeologist! Time Team is the shizzle!
I also like to pretend I am a rapper a lot. Yeah.
Camping is great. I like the countryside and walking and pic-nics.
And dancing until I fall over.
And dancing in my bedroom.
I wish that I was in a band. But I'd be rubbish.
Bugs are good too: Creepy Crawlies!
SNAILS! Especially Giant African Land Snails.
& Frogs.
Rats & Mice.
Creatures!
Veganism.
& computer games. Game Cuuuuuube!
I like adventures, most of all.
When I like something, I really, really like something to the point of bursting, and if I dislike something, I'll hate it to the point of keel-hauling it's landlubbery ass!
And I like rum. But only because of the Pirate thing.

I'd like to meet:

Pirates. (Barbossa, please.) Just rogues of every variety, really. & Carnival people, who can do disgustingly cool things with their bodies. Like sword swallowers and contortionists, and people who can hammer nails into their nostrils.
And the Gorons from Ocarina of Time!

& Adam Hart Davies.

Music:

The Cure are the greatest band in the whole wide world ever, thank you very much.
I like a lot of 80's music, mostly. A lot of early 80's Goth bands are great!
And New Romantics.
I worship Adam Ant
And David Bowie.
Cyndi Lauper.
Madonna.
Prince.
I like indie, punk, electro and shouty girl music;
Switchblade Symphony, Rasputina, Daisy Chainsaw, Queen Adreena, Coco Rosie, Dresden Dolls, The Mouldy Peaches...and Frank Zappa. The Birthday Party,
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds=love
Bauhaus
Siousie and the Banshees
Björk!
Sex Gang Children
Alien Sex Fiend
Cinema Strange
Virgin Prunes
Skeletal Family
Miranda Sex Garden
I like experimental stuff, too. I'm too lazy to list all of my music.

Movies:

Labyrinth!
Dark Crystal!
Lost Boys
Legend.
(pretty much)Anything Tim Burton has been involved in.
Drop Dead Fred!
Donnie Darko.
Napoleon Dynamite
Tank Girl
Goonies!
Anything Piratey, from Errol Flynn in the good ol' days to any of the Treasure Island adaptations (Yes, that includes Muppet Treasure Island.)and Pirates of the Carribean.
Peter Pan ( any adaptation!)
Hook.
Lolita.
Dancer in the Dark
Innocence
Amilie
Marie Antionette
Snow White:A Tale Of Terror.
Le Belle et La Bette.
In the Company of Wolves.
The Princess Bride.
Velvet Goldmine.
Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
And old horror films. Nosferatu, Dracula (Bella Lugosi!) and Frankenstein & The Bride of Frankenstein (Boris Karoff!).
Freaks!
Monty Python movies!
and The Evil Dead Trilogy! Heck Yeah!

Television:

I like documentries and historical period costume drama things mostly.
Time Team!
The Addams Family,
The Munsters,
Never Mind The Buzzcocks.
QI.
Bottom!
The Young Ones!
The Mighty Boosh.
Braniac!
Jackass-type shows. Especially when they throw up!
Anything Adam Hart Davis has been in. He's amazing!
24,
Red Dwarf,
League of Gentlemen,
Brass Eye,
Look Around You,
Carnivale
and SCRUBS! & Heroes is the new one.

Books:

Fairytales of all kinds
Angela Carter,
Aubrey Niffeneger,
Margret Attwood,
Sarah Hall,
Amile Nothomb,
Vladmir Narbakobv,
Sylvia Plath,
William Goldman,
William Golding,
Robert Louis Stevenson,
Lewis Carroll,
J.M Barrie,
Francesca Lia Block,
Neil Gaimen
Patrick Suskind,
Thomas Wharton...books are so amazing...blah.blah.blah...

Heroes:

Angela Carter,
Molly Brenner,
Gypsy Rose Lee,
David Bowie,
Cyndi Lauper,
Anne Bonney,
Mary Read,
Bargbossa!
Jack Bauer,
Napoleon Dynamite,
Lizziepants,
My Grandpa, Nainy & The Mother Beast!