Onions For Eyes

Not really a review as such, more of a mention.
Some quotes (some are not directly related to, or about, Onions For Eyes)
"I don't know what they're called, but they seem like nice chaps"- Jeremy Warmsley
"Onions For Eyes have one of the best band names i've heard in a long time"- Thomas Truax
"We can't hear you if you sing through your fucking nose"- Arturo Casciaro
"Just grow up you wankers"- Some embittered royalist in the audience at the Havant Arts Centre
"There's a difference between making music and broadcasting your views. By all means express your opinion in music, but the general spoken word manner in which you deliver the vocals means that i can't imagine anyone connecting with it. The odd anti-monarchist might grumble 'yeah that bitch' into his glass of bitter, but besides that i don't see it does any justice to either a: an intelligent point that you certainly have the wit and ability to make or b: the principles of enjoyable, understandable music. To me it comes across as a vitriolic unburdening set to a keyboard tune." Matthew Tilly
"Eurgh!"- some girl in the audience whose sexual practices are apparently SO normal that she feels she can sniff and turn her nose up at necrophiliacs. Snob. Some people just run out of options and don't like getting bitten.
"Happiest drummer in the world award"- presented to Lee Wallis by MyAnalog Promotions
"Do you want some rum?"- Adam Bell of Foxes!
"That was the most fucked up half an hour of my life"- James of "The Escapade"
"Please mention that I helped with the name, it's the only helpful thing i've ever done"- Naomi Mitchell
"I don't have a setlist!"- Lee Wallis of "Onions For Eyes"
"It's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind"- Neil Armstrong
"You guys were AMAZING!"- Kayla Bell of Foxes!
"You know, for the london gig, we should do something a bit wacky. Like wear BIG HATS"- Richard Randall of "Onions For Eyes"
"Did you play all those weird songs about killing babies and murdering women and stuff?"- John Gallen
"Oh god!"- Ghandi
"That really scared me"- A quite charming girl who calls herself Frankie, commenting on the Havant Arts Centre performance"That is how much they will be worth once i kidnap their queen!"- M Bison
"Wow, you guys are better than us!"- Dan Pacrami of Foxes!
IF ANYONE WISHES TO RECTIFY ANY MISQUOTES, PLEASE JUST MAIL ME WITH THE CORRECTION AND THE RECTIFICATION WILL BE PERFORMED IMMEDIATELY. HOWEVER, ANY REQUESTS FOR QUOTES TO BE REMOVED WILL BE SYSTEMATICALLY IGNORED.-Onions For Eyes