bumblebeetuna

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i was born in a horse's stable to three parents all of whom had webbed toes, i spent 7 years crawling around middle ages novelty towns claiming to be the black death, i grew a tail after several visits to a shamen, then began swinging from tree top to tree top in the hope of some day yodelling my way to the national finals. that didn't happen so i became PA to richard off of richard an judy, he made me tuck my tail inbetween my legs, so in the end i asked judy to chew it off (actually i put it on a plate and told her it was tea...mwahaha) so since losing my tail and in turn all my hypnotic skills i have sat around dark corners, with my fringe gradually becoming more and more sidewards...writing poetry about how i hate life...and stuff..some call me emo. i call them comformist bastards.