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michael

I am here for Dating

About Me

Working on my autobiography at the moment. The working title is Sainsburys-My Love,My Passion, My Downfall.But may change to Why I Had To Leave Yorkshire And If I Promise To Behave Will I be Let Back In?

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My Interests

Keeping my DU rate up.

I'd like to meet:

The marshaller who puts a wrong cage in Brighouse. You think after waiting all shift that you have the 15 you need but fuck no its only 14 because some fuckwit cant put it in the right lane!!!! God i want to end this guy and all his family while im at it (is this legal?).

Music:

Im deaf. How insensitive to put this category in.

Movies:

And also blind, see above.

Television:

I SAID IM DEAF AND BLIND FOR FUCKS SAKE !!!!!

Books:

Big Tit Monthly (in braille, the highlight of my month)

Heroes:

My mum (tear). Jeff Barlow (goes without saying). Wingnutt (see you at 9:45 pm to help finish your loads)

My Blog

perfect woman

This is the perfect woman. Fat, cheep and always available. Three holes too. Buy one you wont regret it. Maybe we can ll get together and take our 'dates' out on the town. Think i might rename mine Er...
Posted by michael on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 01:08:00 PST