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Jared

People know you for what you've done, not for what you plan to do. NAMBLA!!!!!!!

About Me


I'M KINDA A BIG DEAL






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My Interests



Mountain Biking, SnowBoarding, Trail Running,

I'd like to meet:




Roger Clemens, Tyler Durden, Ron Burgundy, Derek Zoolander, Ron Jeremy, The Entire Duke Lacrosse Team!,

Music:



WHATEVERS ON THE RADIO

Movies:

Tristan and Isolde, Sweet home Alabama, Miss Congelality, Thelma and Louise, Legally Blonde 1 & 2.

Television:

ESPN, Iron Chef Japanese, RSN, And most important every show on Lifetime Network

Books:

Dan Brown, Tucker Max "I Hope they Serve Beer in Hell"

Heroes:


SUPERMAN, Roger Clemens, Ron Burgundy "You have an amazing Hiney...I want to be friends with it!"