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*His Whiskey Girl*

Remember to Breath...And Everything Will Be Ok

About Me


Hey ya'll, i'm kim. a simple chic from the sticks! lol. Anywho...I'm a graduate of Windsor High(rep!) and now in the process of getting a Nursing degree. I'm a EMT-B and working on being a licensed Patient Care Tech for DaVita(it's a dialysis center, its where you go when your kidneys shut down). I'll be sticking people in the arms all day with needles(he he). Proud owner of a 1998 Ford Mustang(it's a V6, but it's also a 5 speed, so she has some power). I junked the Thunderchicken! Me and the love of my life live in Smithfield in our trailer(gotta love it. But he won't let me get any pink flamingos; sniff, sniff). I like to chill with the homies, kickin back, grillin, playing horseshoes, and having a good ol' time. We ain't nothing but good country folk. Now don't get me wrong, i still love going to concerts and the beach and everything i used to do, but kickin back is way better(and cheaper, haha!). Well thats enough about me....


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MY CAR!!!


WHAT MY BROTHER DID TO MY CAR IN APRIL
PIMPIN AT THE PEANUT FEST!
If you wanna contact me, you can IM me on

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or


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Or if you have any complaints, send them [email protected]. With that note.....
R.I.P~Chris "Christopher Robin" Turner...July 14, 1989-September 12, 2005
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
R.I.P~SEAN ANTHONY NELSON...SEPTEMBER 27, 1987-APRIL 15, 2005
DANIELLE (DANI) ASHLEY NELSON...MAY 14, 2005-APRIL 10, 2005
MY YOU REST IN PEACE ALWAYS. I LOVE AND MISS YOU GUYS!!
R.I.P-SHARON GATTUSO~JUNE 6, 1942-DECEMBER 23, 2005
I LOVE YOU GRANDMA! (the one with the oxygen)
Your Hillbilly Name Is...
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kimberly A. Joyner
Birthday: December 14, 1986
Birthplace: Suffolk, Va
Current Location: Zuni, Va
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: ready...Irish, Italian, English, French, Dutch, German, Scottish, and Native American
The Shoes You Wore Today: High Top Green Converses
Your Weakness: Music and Food
Your Fears: Drowing, Spiders, and Feet (ew)
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheesy...CHEESY!!! and ham
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Find a better payin job and make it through another semster of College
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: ugh
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes and Hair
Your Bedtime: Anytime I feel like going to bed
Your Most Missed Memory: A Happy Life and my Grandma
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King w/ Micky D's Fries
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: Yes!
Do you want to go to College: I am
Do you want to get Married: Eventally
Do you belive in yourself: Kinda
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: eh
Are you a Health Freak:
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Do you get along with your Parents: yeah most of the time now.. Kinda
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sort Of
Do you play an Instrument: Yes...Flute, Guitar, Bass, and a lil Panio
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No...ew
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NO! Stealing is BAD!
Ever been Drunk: Yes!...haha
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Kinda...my Bro is 5 years younger then me, so i had to let him when we where younger
Ever Shoplifted: NO
How do you want to Die: Fast or in my Sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a Vet Tech...or a Music Manager
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Any but red
Short or Long Hair: Depends
Height: 6'0-6'2
Weight: Inbetween tiny and huge
Best Clothing Style: Whatever but wigger
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: 140+
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 10000000000000000+
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[Marital Status] Single
[Shoe size] 9
[Parents still together] No
[Siblings] Zack
[Pets] None :(
FAVORITES
[Color] Blue
[Number] 2, 6, 12, 14
[Animal] Bobcat
[Drinks] Water...to be on the safe side, lol
[Soda] Code Red
[Book] How to Kill A Rock Star
[Flower] White Rose
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] I Highlight it Sometimes
[Twirl your hair?] Yes
[Have tattoos?] Not Yet
[Have Piercings?] Yes
[Cheat on tests/homework?] No
[Drink/Smoke?] Drink
[Like roller coasters?] Yes!
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Sometimes
[Want more piercings?] Yea
[Like cleaning?] Sometimes
[Write in cursive or print?] Both
[Own a web cam?] No
[Know how to drive?] Yes
[Own a cell phone?] Yes
[Ever get off the damn computer?] Yea
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] With my Bro
[Considered a life of crime?] No
[Considered being a hooker?] No
[Lied to someone?] Yes
[Been in love?] Yes
[Made out with JUST a friend?] Yes...lol...only with one
[Been in lust?] Kinda
[Used someone] No
[Been used?] I Think I Was
[Been cheated on?] Yes
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] Oh Yea
[Stolen anything?] No
[Held a gun] Yes!
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] "Famous Franks of Brooklyn" t-shirt, short, under garments, and socks
[Current mood] Eh
[Current taste] Mint Chapstick
[What you currently smell like] My perfume and Deroaent
[Current hair] Up
[Current thing I ought to be doing] This Survey
[Current cd in stereo] Death Cab for Cutie "Plans"
[Last book you read] currently reading "CSI: Crime Scene Investagators 'Body Double'"
[Last movie you saw] Bewitched
[Last thing you ate] Garlic Bread
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Ross James Bitch
[Do drugs?] No
[Believe there is life on other planets?] Sometimes
Remember your first love?] Yea
[Still love him/her?] No
[Read the newspaper?] Yes
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] Yes
[Believe in miracles?] Sometimes
[Do well in school?] Yea
[Wear hats] Yes
[Hate yourself?] Sometimes
[Have an obsession?] Music
[Collect anything?] Kinda
[Have a best friend?] SARAH!
[Close friends?] Yes
[Like your handwriting?] Yes
[Care about looks] Yea
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Matthew Harcome
[First kiss] Stuart Londeree
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] No
[Do you believe in "the one?"] Yea
[Are you a tease?] I've been told I can be, lol
[Too shy to make the first move?] Sha
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] Yes
[Bitch/Asshole] Can be when need be
[sarcastic] Yes
[Angel] Can be
[Devil] Sometimes
[Shy] Yes
[Talkative] Yes
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*READING

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*MOVIES

*BEACH

*THE O.C.

*HARRY POTTER

*BOBCATS

*WEINER DOGS

*CONVERSES

*NEW MUSIC

*CARS

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You scored as Southern Reble. You are a southern reble. You believe the south will rise again and fly the confederate flag proudly. REBLE PRIDE BITCH!

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Southern Reble


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cowboy/cowgirl


40%

White trash


30%
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Your Personality Is Like Alcohol
You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester.
Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable.
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My Interests

Music...first and foremost. Soccer, Cars, Parties, Drinkin (when im in the mood, lol), Chillin like a Villin with some homies, CONCERTS, Shoppin, Cooking, Reading, Movies (love them), Art, Photography (something new), Sewing, and Converses (lol).
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You are the classic, original Chuck Taylors. You are old-school and have a love for the good old days. Everyone likes and recognizes you. You are one of a kind.

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MY HOME AWAY FROM HOME DURING OCTOBER. SPOOKY ACRE'S HAUNTED HOUSE IN CHUCKATUCK, VIRGINIA

~*MY FRIENDS AND I*~

MY BESTEST FRIEND SARAH AND I

ME AND JULIE

ME AND CHRISTINA ("mommy")

STEVEN AND I CHILLIN AT WAL-MART

CLARA AND I
ME AND LOUIS

RACHEL AND I

ME AND RACHEL AT CAROWINDS, WE STAYED OUTSIDE ALL DAY, CAN'T YOU TELL?

ME AND MORGAN SHOWING SOME SPOOKY LOVE

ME, RED, AND SHELLY SHOWING MORE SPOOKY LOVE, LOL

TIM AND ME SHOWING SPOOKY LOVE AT THE CAST PARTY

BRITTANY, JESSICA, AND I ON ST. PATRICKS DAY BEFORE GOING TO HOOTERS!

SARAH, ME, HEATHER, AND MARISSA AT PROM

KODY AND ME AFTER THE PEANUT FEST

ME AND BOBBO

AHSLEY AND I AT THE GRETCHEN WILSON/TRACE ADKINS CONCERT

MELISSA AND I AT THE ROCK N' COWBOY FOR ONE OF SWAIN'S SHOWS

RACH AND ME ON THE WAY TO GOSPEL LIGHT

MICHAEL AND ME, lol

CALVARY GIRLS AT CAROWINDS

MY YOUTH GROUP @ GOSPEL LIGHT

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THE GOOBERNESS!!!!!!
MY "NIECE" AMBER (IT'S ACTUALLY SARAH'S BUT WE SAY SHE'S MINE TOO)

GRRRR....ADAM BRODY, SUCH A SEXY LIL EMO BOY....UMMMMM

I'd like to meet:



*new friends
*thomas edison
*julie andrews
*jesus christ
*all of my fav. bands
*someone famous so i can say i meet someone famous, lol
*you?

Music:

**in no perticular order, just how they come to mind**Dashboard Confessional, Brand New, The Killers, Social Distortion, Slipknot, Franz Ferdinand, Blink 182, The Honorary Title, Authority Zero, Bad Religion, Bouncing Souls, Chevelle, Evanescence, Fall Out Boy, Flogging Molly, Breaking Benjamin, Green Day, Jet, John Mayer, Linkin Park, Allister, Maroon 5, New Found Glory, Mindless Self Indulgence, Muse, No Doubt, Sugarcult, Switchfoot, Taking Back Sunday, The Used, Tigar Army, H.I.M, CkY, Yellowcard, Bright Eyes, Aqualung, My Chemical Romance, Senses Fail, Cold, Crossfade, Weezer, Tragic Hero, Panic! At The Disco, The Bravery, Mudvayne, Rob Zombie, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zepplin, Eric Clapton, The Doors, Janis Joplin, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Little Richard, AC/DC, Beatles, Buddy Holly, Al Green, The Temptations, Aretha Franklin, The Blues Bothers, The Monkeys, Queen, Charlie Daniels Band, Dropkick Murphy's, Finch, ICP, Sir Mix a Lot, House of Pain, 50 Cent, Usher, DMX, Ludicris, Everlast, Bob Marley, MxPx, Sublime, System of a Down, Trapt, Orgy, 3 Days Grace, Taproot, Evergreen Terrence, Bleeding Through, UnderOATH, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Korn, Killswitch Engage, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Alkaline Trio, As I Lay Dying, Cursive, The Arcade Fire, Atreyu, Avenge Sevenfold, Papa Roach, The Ramones, Opium for the Masses, Hot Water Music, Thrice, Rocket from the Crypt, Sparta, Lagwagon, Further Seems Forever, Box Car Racer, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Matchbox Romance, Rise Against, Maxeen, Hawthrone Hieghts, Silverstein, Gratitude, Motion City Soundtrack, Lucero, Death Cab For Cutie, Alexisonfire, Funeral For A Friend, Saosin, Mae, Bedouin Soundclash, Gretchen Wilson, Toby Kieth, Tim McGraw, Jason Swain and Atlantic Crossing, old country, Kelly Clarkson, Matchbox 20, 3 Doors Down, Dave Matthews Band, U2, Frank Sinatra, Bing Crosby, Dean Martin(hell the whole Rat Pack), Brian Slitzer, swing music, classical music, and techno **there is more but i can't think of them right now**

Your Life: The Soundtrack


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Opening credits "This is Your Life" Switchfoot
Waking up "Feel Good Inc." Gorillaz
Average day "Boyz-n-Tha Hood" Dynamite Hack
First date "Hands Down" Dashboard Confessional
Falling in love "Brighter Than Sushine" Aqualung
Love scene "Lover I Don't Have to Love" Bright Eyes
Fight scene "A Box Full of Sharp Objects" The Used
Breaking up "Konstatine" Something Corporate
Getting back together "Maybe I'm Amazed" Jem
Secret love "Run" Snow Patrol
Life's okay "Remember to Breath" Dashboard Confessional
Mental breakdown "The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot" Brand New
Driving "Bridge and Tunnel" The Honorary Title
Learning a lesson "All Systems Go" Box Car Racer
Deep thought "Hallelujah" Jeff Buckley
Flashback "The Ghost of You" My Chemical Romance
Partying "I Predict a Riot" Kasier Chiefs
Happy dance "Jump Around" House of Pain
Regreting "All These Things That I'v Done" The Killers
Long night alone Anything Honorary Title or like it
Death scene "If I Ever Leave This World Alive" Flogging Molly
Closing credits "Breakaway" Kelly Clarkson

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HOTTNESSS!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE MY EMOBOY~CHRIS CARRABBA OF DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL

OH YEAH....

TRAGIC HERO...aka...MIKE CREECH...he asked me to put a pic of him up here, oh yeah, and he's really good. lol.

STEVIE RAY VAUGHN. BY FAR ONE OF THE GREATEST GUITAR PLAYERS.

AQUALUNG. HE HAS A GREAT VOICE AND LOOKS, YES! HIS MUSIC IS AWESOME TOO!

THE HONORARY TITLE. SWEETNESS!

BRAND NEW!!!!!

WHERE IS MY BOY!?! OH THERE HE IS WITH FALL OUT BOY! lol...

MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE...FRICKIN AWESOME!!!!

INSANE CLOWN POSSE...THEY MAKE ME WANT TO PUNCH SOMEONE

PANIC! AT THE DISCO...THEY MAKE "DISCO" SOUND GOOD, LOL.

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, THEY WERE GREAT IN CONCERT!!!!!!!!

RIVER CUOMO IS SO SHORT. WEEZER.

JASON SWAIN AND ATLANTIC CROSSING....a group with a BUNCH of my friends!

"STOP, DROP, AND ROLL" THEY ARE ON FIRE. THE BRAVERY!

THE KILLERS(kill me with their good looks, lol!)
THIS IS AT WARP TOUR 2004 DURING YELLOWCARD. TRY TO FIND ME. HAHA

Movies:

White Christmas, Ocean's 11, Sound of Music, Wizard of Oz West Side Story, Moulin Rouge, Jersey Girl, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Harry Potter Movies, Little Nicky, Signs, Pearl Harbor, Romeo and Juliet(new one), The Boondock Saints, Saved, Wedding Crashers, 10 Things I Hate About You, Ferris Buller's Day Off(genius movie), all the Batman movies, Star Wars, Edward Scissorhand, Monty Pathon and the Holy Grail, The Life of Brian, the Blade movies, Grind, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Mean Girls, The Craft, Fight Club is ok, the Lord of the Ring movies, Pirates of the Carribean, Armageddon, Skrek 1 and 2, Snow White, A Gofey Movie, The Little Mermaid, Alfi, Eye of the Belholder, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, The Wedding Singer, Hedalgo, A Walk to Remember, Now and Then, Win a Date With Tad Hamilton, American Pie series, Toyland, Toy Story, Cinderalla, Ever After, The Incridable Mr. Limpet, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Napolean Dynimate, ....i hate not being able to remember all of them. Trust me there's more.
..

Television:

THE O.C.!!!!(my God, love it)The Simpsons, CSI(Las Veges), With Out a Trace, Pimp My Ride, Viva La Bam, Days of Our Lives, Channel 10 News, Blues Clues, That 70's Show, Extream Makeover: Home Edition, King of the Hill, music videos, Chramed, cooking shows, **i only have regular t.v., i know, im a loser**

<3 THIS SHOW!!!!!!!!

LOVE THIS SHOW TOO...nick and greg are hot...lol

Books:

How to Kill a Rock Star, Harry Potter series, Anne Rice books, the Bible can be interesting, those Chicken Soup series is pretty cool too, CSI: Crime Scene Investagators series, The Notebook, A Walk to Remember, pop up books, and those seek and find ones, Where's Waldo, The Prayer of Jabaz, Madaline. **there is more**

Heroes:

God and Jesus Christ, my parents , kinda, anyone who doesn't care about what ppl think about themselfs and ones not afraid to get in trouble, cuz im afried to get in trouble. and don't forget: Han Solo, Batman, Superman, Flash Gordon, Spiderman, Yoda, Luke Skywalker, Smokey and the Bandit, and Emoboy(me and bobby made him up)

HAN SOLO IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN INDIANA JONES

My Blog

So it’s been awhile...and some exiting stuff

so right now i'm at work to early. didn't know they changed the schedual. btw...i got a new job. i work at davita now. i've been here for like 2 weeks. its a dialysis center. ppl go to dialysis when t...
Posted by *His Whiskey Girl* on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 03:53:00 PST

mike's ringtone for me on his phone...love the lyrics!

Artist/Band: Cross Canadian RagweedLyrics for Song: ConstantlyLyrics for Album: Cross Canadian Ragweed She's got that certain thing about her.Sometimes it drives me to my knee.Sometimes it makes it ha...
Posted by *His Whiskey Girl* on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:28:00 PST

I copied mike with the velicle in the ditch thing....and some venting...

yes...i put my car in the ditch monday night....was not fun. i would put pics but i have to put them on my photobucket first and im too lazy to and i have to resend them to my email...and right now im...
Posted by *His Whiskey Girl* on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:37:00 PST

Lights...Camera...Action....

you you ever felt like you've met your other. well when you do it will feel like a movie. when you have your ups (and there will be a lot) and your downs (like a truck in a ditch). mike said at t...
Posted by *His Whiskey Girl* on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:51:00 PST

pics from the accident saturday morning

about 630 saturday morning mike put his truck in the ditch on blackwater across from bows and arrows and i was with him. if fucking sucked! but we are ok. i got some seat belt buisin and soreness and ...
Posted by *His Whiskey Girl* on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:46:00 PST

I GOT A NEW JOB!

i work at American Lifeline Medical Transport now! and i started off with 9.25 and hour! woot-woot. i started yesterday it was so much fun. i enjoyed taking people to their appionments and then sittin...
Posted by *His Whiskey Girl* on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:06:00 PST

WOW...can't believe this is happening!

ok, im going to say this...and im sure some of you will be like "you said this about lee"...but i think i've meet the most awesome guy in the world! like, better than lee. lee is a great person, but h...
Posted by *His Whiskey Girl* on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 08:01:00 PST

damn it

first...it says i've had 17 views today. i didn't know my life is that damn interesting. sweet. well i had my party the weekend before last, and it went good. eventhough i was stressin and was depress...
Posted by *His Whiskey Girl* on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 11:24:00 PST

10 Ten questions I hear....

at advance... 10. Is there a manager around 9. How do you get to such and such 8. What kinda oil do I need 7. What kinda tranny fuild do I need 6. Is this anti-freeze ok to use? 5. Can you check my ba...
Posted by *His Whiskey Girl* on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 12:40:00 PST

why hunting season kinda sucks

well it seems like deer know exactlly what time of year it is. cuz none of them are in the f-ing woods, they are by (or in) the road. and they are only by the road when you're coming home at 2 in the ...
Posted by *His Whiskey Girl* on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 08:25:00 PST