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Ethan

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About Me

I'm a professional part-time Ninja, chronic masturbator, lover of MJH, and umm.....fuck.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Xevron (Ethan)
Birthday: December 8th 1987
Birthplace: Indianapolis
Current Location: Indianapolis
Eye Color: Changes
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 6'2+, I guess
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Swiss/Irish/Other
The Shoes You Wore Today: Of the Shoe variety
Your Weakness: Like I'd give it away
Your Fears: Spiders, Deep Water, Clowns
Your Perfect Pizza: Don't like pizza, except Circle City
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not Die
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Most underused ---- 'Lozl'
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh right, I'm naked.
Your Best Physical Feature: Beard
Your Bedtime: 11:30 or none
Your Most Missed Memory: Vacations
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Either
Single or Group Dates: Single (awkward is hilarious)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: ONLY HOMIEZ
Do you Swear: Perhaps
Do you Sing: Fif
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Only when I'm naked
Are you a Health Freak: Yes, but only for the irony
Do you get along with your Parents: Mostly
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: RECORDER
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Only Jesus's Blood (NOT REALLY LOZL)
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only via the internet
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Once, but it was more of a draw
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Fighting a bear
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Veterinarian/Ninja/Actor or combination of all three
What country would you most like to Visit: Madagascar
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Medium-Long
Height: 5'6 or shorter
Weight: Less than me, preferably
Best Clothing Style: Fuck Hippy. Fuck Preppy. Fuck everything in-between.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: 2
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: More than I care to count...
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 63%
Stability |||||||||||||| 56%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||||| 56%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||| 16%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||||||||| 50%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

Masturbating, anti-socialing, non-conforming, not drinking, not smoking, not fucking, masturbating, eating, pooping, masturbating, fingerpainting, making cakes with weapons on them, drawing Mikey fighting religious figures, making fun of Steve. Oh and I masturbate a looooot.

I'd like to meet:

Melissa Joan Hart (3!!!!!!111!1!!!?), Will Ferrel, Joey Glass (Mission accomplished), and Jesus (Christ).

Music:

LINKIN PARKZ!!! (not really), Rise Against, Total Eclipse of the Heart (Yes, I know it's A SINGLE song), Banana Phone (Single song, again), and Atom and his Package

Movies:

Not Another Teen Movie, Bad Santa, Wet Hot American Summer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III, Mean Girls, and masturbating.

Television:

Arrested Developement, Sealab2021, Masturbating, ER, Various and Sundery Law and Order's, and Sabrina the Teenage Witch !!!!55555!!! 3!

Books:

James Herriot.

Heroes:

Thor, Michaelangelo, Raphael, Donatello, Leonardo (kinda), Splinter, Slash (the turtle), Captain America, Venom, Batman, Jesus, Jesus Boy, Optimus Prime, and Michael Steinborn.

My Blog

My Goals

So no one knows what the meaning of life is, but we all know there are certain things we want to accomplish before it ends. I thought I'd submit my humble list of things to accomplish. -Be the firs...
Posted by Ethan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dem sum quotes!

Mrs Singh: "Cake is my direct object!" "IT'S RACISM!!!" Mrs. Pratt: "You wouldn't like it if people were screaming, "YOU STUPID BAG OF SHIT" at you and throwing oranges either." Mrs. Pratt: Well,...
Posted by Ethan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

More kwot3z

Mr. Burgun: "He's not gay... he's just has a man-crush." "Words have different meanings now. I mean.. take the flintstones for instance. They say we'll have a 'gay ole time'. Does that mean we're goi...
Posted by Ethan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Quottem

Me: "I don't know what that is... but I'll eat it." "I wish I was asian." "Word to your mother holmes, straight up dawg, no frontin, for real off the sheezie faheezie nig-bomb." "I'm a biter, not a...
Posted by Ethan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST