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michael

lord bordy

About Me

"we played in a basement in indianapolis, and kurt schroeder from [militant, vegan straight-edge band] birthright was supposed to pay us something like $50 and he gave us next to nothing. all of his cronies were trying to start arguments and fights with us left and right. i remember this skateboard almost fell on my head, and i was like, 'glad it didn't,' and then neal taflinger was like, 'i wish it did!' it was one of those, 'oh shit, i'm surrounded by enemies" experiences.'"

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My Interests

peatz

I'd like to meet:

sarah silverman, the new crime in stereo, the new capital, a maserati quattroporte and any sz. 13 half cabs, plz n thx. in the future, a shar pei puppy named cooper, a corgi puppy named ari, a chow chow puppy named beacon, an old english sheepdog puppy named wentworth, an american eskimo puppy named klondike, a bernese mountain dog puppy named sonny, a goldendoodle puppy named tina, a basset hound puppy named jack, a newfoundland puppy named smokey, a saint bernard puppy named bosco, and a boston terrier named trani

Music:

ryan adams

Movies:

the jerk

Television:

the office

Books:

the science of self-realization

Heroes:

steve martin