only really joined on account of the fact that the band i'm in have a page here,and invested quite a considerable amount of my valuable free time(although considering the fact that my current employment situation in an antique shop is somewhat farsical,my quality free time is plentiful) in trying to decipher the machinations of this doo-whacky!so yeah.....c'est moi!what about me?i'm a fully subscribed member of the phylum chordates(more specifically,the sub-phylum homosapiens)more or less,i am accustomed to extended self-depracating bouts of what we in the trade call "artistic temperament",i have a pet wolf answering to the name Lestat(while simultaneously answering to no one!),i have blonde hair,blue eyes, and at times a very resiliant and pervasive superiority complex,which is normally manifest if i have to endure the divine joke that that is my hometown of enfield,co.meath(that's in ireland for all you hip-cats abroad).yes yes,it's not as much a place as a state of mind,but in the immortal words of samuel beckett,"when you're up to your neck in shite,the only thing left to do is sing",leading me rather expertly back to the aforementioned band.we're known in all the right circles as "where's the bacon?",and ,oh my,what have we here,on this page?why,it looks like a link to the site.......you know what to do.......later my pretties
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Name: john patrick dominic jonas egan...the 3rd...
Birthday: 08/11/1984
Birthplace: dublin,holles street apparently
Current Location: enfield,co.meath...i'm all about the glam!
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambi
Your Heritage: mainly irish....some english and sweedish in there
The Shoes You Wore Today: onitsuka tiger,for about 20seconds on my way to the garden shed
Your Weakness: inexpensive and poorly constructed musical devices
Your Fears: micheal flatley,lord of the dance.and the lancome department in brown thomas
Your Perfect Pizza: any that contains pepperoni,salami,sausage and bell peppers in any combination.or tuna/pineapple,i'm a seasonal pescatarian
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: passing college assessments 2nd time around,finally procuring a harpsichord
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: what's the jazz probably...how renegade!
Thoughts First Waking Up: ...bleurgh,10 more minutes on whoevers couch this is
Your Best Physical Feature: no idea....pout?
Your Bedtime: variable
Your Most Missed Memory: paradox?...hmm,gill,neil and i and the mexican restaurant in new york,complete with mariachi band
Pepsi or Coke: neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: depends on how flush i'm feeling(god,that was depressing to type!)
Single or Group Dates: single,occasionally group if we're all wasted in advance
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea,marginally
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate,vanilla is the icecream equivalent of UHT milk,shite
Cappuccino or Coffee: either,as long as it's administered directly to my veins via IV
Do you Smoke: like a flaming orphanage...full of smoking orphans
Do you Swear: like a cunt
Do you Sing: i try,but hearing shane kind of gave me a complex
Do you Shower Daily: at least once
Have you Been in Love: hmmm....perhaps
Do you want to go to College: already living the dream...again
Do you want to get Married: nah(current opinion subject to change)
Do you belive in yourself: i'm getting there
Do you get Motion Sickness: only in the back seats of nissan micras...and after heavy sessions
Do you think you are Attractive: i scrub up well i suppose
Are you a Health Freak: oh sure,with the exception of the copius alcohol and carcinogenic smoke intake
Do you get along with your Parents: we have our moments
Do you like Thunderstorms: i do
Do you play an Instrument: ha!!!hahahaha! observe the litany in the left hand side "music" column
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: once or twice...a week
In the past month have you Smoked: had we not previously covered this?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: does weed/hash even constitute a drug anymore?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes,but it was with a friend,as in i accompanied him on a date with his now girlfriend.it's a long story,suffice to say we were both Mc Fucked from the get go
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah,although the use of the word "mall" makes me feel more new york than i even aspire to be
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no,just four
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes,i single handedly fulfill enfields sushi consumer quota
In the past month have you been on Stage: no,but i was interviewed on radio...FACE!
In the past month have you been Dumped: i was pushed down concrete steps at the pav(cliodhna!),but no,not dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in ireland?! in winter?! that's just asking for trouble!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: probably,only incidentals,like...change left in vending machines,drinks in pubs,white spirit in college,etc.
Ever been Drunk: what,like,today?
Ever been called a Tease: ha! yes,amazingly!
Ever been Beaten up: not yet,touch wood
Ever Shoplifted: accidentally,when i was eight,then panicked and returned the item( a red firetruck model,i believe)
How do you want to Die: morbid? epically,perhaps while wearing a cape
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: perpetually 19
What country would you most like to Visit: narnia,i'd say it's gas craic
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown or green
Favourite Hair Color: dark-ish.brown or black,or dyed red
Short or Long Hair: medium
Height: mine or slightly shorter
Weight: slim,average,athletic....this sounds like a dating profile
Best Clothing Style: ooh,chav all the way,buuud! failing that,ANYTHING else!
Number of Drugs I have taken: 4
Number of CDs I own: 700-ish
Number of Piercings: two presently
Number of Tattoos: havn't commited to a design yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: maybe one,but it's shaped who i am today...that's all your getting
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