guys rules |
The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the
guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules"
from the female sid...
Posted by Drunk Syndicate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
5 Laws Of Stupidity |
FIRST LAW of STUPIDITY:
We always underestimate the number of stupid people.
SECOND LAW of STUPIDITY:
The probability of a person being stupid is independent of any other characteristic of that p...
Posted by Drunk Syndicate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Pre Bootycall arrangement |
Pre-Booty Call Agreement
This Pre-Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, by____________________, (hereinafter re...
Posted by Drunk Syndicate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Best Chain Letter Ever |
Hello my name is [Insert Your Name Here],
and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion
fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually
believe that if you send them on, a poo...
Posted by Drunk Syndicate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
best break up letter ever |
Dear Susan :
I know the counsellor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again. But that ...
Posted by Drunk Syndicate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Being 20 Something |
"BEING 20-SOMETHING"
They call it the "quarter-life crisis". It is when you
stop going along with the crowd and start realizing
there are many things about yourself that you didn't
know and may ...
Posted by Drunk Syndicate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
how to kill yourself |
Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.
Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.
Step 3 Make sure your parents arent around
Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.
Step 5 Get reall...
Posted by Drunk Syndicate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
