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About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 ...........................................Welcome to the profile of Michael John Herbert II.You may be asking your-self....gee wiz I wonder what Michael has been up to lately...well the answer is Rocking the the local comedy scene AND I MEAN ROCKING IT!!!! I have a big show June 9th that all my 21 and older friends are being forced to attend and JUNE 23rd I have another big show......in Boulder city....Who wants to come to that one....I also have road gigs planned for Utah and Arizona for the next few months And I have a really strange Question........is it weird that I consider myself a black comic?...yes but some comics have called me the best local Black/white comic

My Interests

one of my hobbies is writing bad jokes...really bad jokes...jokes stoners don't laugh at.....someday those jokes may lead to a career

I'd like to meet:

The intire Baldwin family...except for Alec... He knows what he did...the guy who played the retarded kid in Gigli...the entire cast of Silver Spoons...the guy who invented the paperclip...and my evil twin brother kyle... who can eat an entire wheel of cheese... which is more than i can ever dream of consuming... moose...

Music:

I have found myself listening to damn near everything it doesn't even matter if it is english The most important album I have ever heard

Movies:

AIRPLANE!!! Pulp Fiction, Green Street Hulligans, X-Men, X-2, X-3,X-4?...AND THE SUPREME FILMBORAT: CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR MAKE BENEFIT GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN

Television:

Everything on comedy central

Books:

not much of a reader ( besides comics)

Heroes:

Great comidians like Richard Pryor, and Mitch Hedberg, and my new found hero Claudio Sanchez of coheed and cambria/The prize fighter inferno who has changed the way I see music the man is brilliant

My Blog

COME SEE THIS SHOW FEATURING .....ME!!!!!!!!!

..>..>..>COMEDY SHOW BBQ PARTY see this show.....FOR ME!!!!! JUNE 9TH 2007, SHOW STARTS AT 9PM DOORS OPEN AT 7:30PM CHICKEN, HOTDOGS, HOT LINKS, HAMBURGERS, RIBS, COLESLAW, ...
Posted by The Average Michael on Thu, 10 May 2007 04:29:00 PST

the adventures of Michael the wonderlad part 1

You know whats fun?......going to the park with your girlfriend after it closes...and then having security show up so you get the bright idea of leaving the park for a minute...and while you do that t...
Posted by The Average Michael on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 02:17:00 PST

DAMN YOU Alec Baldwin DAMN YOU TO HELL

Borat won an oscar for best actor in a comedy and I was happy but Alec had to go and ruin it by winning himself Who the hell do you think you are Alec? do you just think you can win Golden Globes all ...
Posted by The Average Michael on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 12:32:00 PST

Midgits are freaking hot

Okay don't ask me why But I am attracted to midgits. thats really all I have to say......midgits are hot......Stop looking at me like that, you're freaking me out... STOP... thank you not to ex...
Posted by The Average Michael on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 09:34:00 PST

What do you think my qoute means?

Everything that man cannot explain, is god...
Posted by The Average Michael on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 03:43:00 PST

I'm a Minority YAY!!!!

I am so happy,I was watching T.V. and I found out I am in a minority group not only that but I am in the most hated minority in America. I am an Atheist. That means that I am hated more than Mus...
Posted by The Average Michael on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 10:20:00 PST