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THE SELLOUT.â„¢

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About Me



According to the "Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz:

Why don't you check it out? Or we cut off your Johnson!
from Montreal, Bradford, Edmonton, Germany, etc. I've soldout, returning to Myspace after leaving and voicing my contempt for the service, and now I'm back. I guess I got lonely. I've got loose morals and even looser confidence. Whatever that means. I'm a person just like you, I think.

I'm all about Elitism, Self-righteous anger, Talking without taking action, listening to music, wasting time, breaking resolutions, empty promises, pondering life and continued loneliness without a hint of depression. And reading drivel. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Music:

And now for the obligatory list, in order of how I thought of it: Bad Brains, The Beatles, Beck, Broken Social Scene, The Cars, Devo, Death From Above 1979, At The Drive-In, Funkadelic, Funky 16 Corners, Gorillaz, Happy Mondays, Joy Division, Led Zeppelin, Mars Volta, Minor Threat, Muse (I think), N.W.A., Cuff The Duke, Pink Floyd, Parliament, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Radiohead, Sigur Ros, The Strokes, Marvin Gaye, David Bowie (glam rock days), The Roots, Public Enemy, Buzzcocks, The Clash, Select 80's one hit wonders (Spandau Ballet I'm looking at you), The Hives, Jimi Hendrix, The Music (1st album; the follow up was pure bullshit), Syd Barrett, King Crimson, ELP, Grandmaster Flash, Run DMC, Beastie Boys, The Stooges, Crass, The Doors, Tower of Power, and..... more, I guess. Some of these I only kinda like, and I could add others but it would go on for too long. So long, in fact that here's more bands, in the interests of making matters unwieldy! Gang of Four, Stone Roses, Lil Jon for irony's sake, The Smiths because I feel the need to fit in, Rites of Spring, Fugazi, oh hell why don't I just say the 80's harDCore scene in general, Refused, The Specials, van der Graaf Generator and...

Movies:

I like movies. Good ones. Which is really in the eye of the beholder when you think about it, I mean what is pure gold to one person is absolute shite to another. One man's trash is another's treasure. Cliche cliche cliche. (clap clap) cliche cliche. Dancehall hit circa 1987. This has ceased to be about movies, and for that I can only apologize.

Television:

I like sitcoms, and satire. I don't like reality tv, its just not for me. I like Lost.

Books:

I like reading. I like some fiction, and I like history and I like biographies.

Heroes:

Those who've been idealized and whose flaws are not public knowledge. And good people.

My Blog

Would you rather

be happy or free? be disenfranchised or disillusioned? be alone or be hated? be terminally ill and lucid or opiated? be unable to feel or unable to communicate? be a faux-enigmatic asshole or a m...
Posted by THE SELLOUT." on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 03:29:00 PST

Captain America is dead

WARNING: DO NOT READ IF YOU STILL BELIEVE I'M SOMEWHAT COOL Apparently he gets assassinated this month by getting shot while leaving a courthouse. I'm gonna go ahead and say that this is lame beyond b...
Posted by THE SELLOUT." on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:53:00 PST

Catchphrases

Hey kids, it's time for you to adjust your vocabulary! In the interests of making communication cool again, I challenge you to use the following insults: Montebank: Yes, that old chestnut, some may re...
Posted by THE SELLOUT." on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 06:08:00 PST

SON OF oooh boy... pull out the tissues etc.

Hi kids one more thing, apparently snail mail (the kind that you aquire an instrument to make markings on paper in the form of words and pay people to send your work to another person place or thing, ...
Posted by THE SELLOUT." on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 11:19:00 PST

Oh boy... Pull out the tissues, lube, copies of steel magnolias and anti-bullshit devices!

Hi everyone, check it out: I've moved away. For a good number of you, you're probably thinking, hrm? Didn't he do that last year? It's true, it seems I've developed an allergy to stable homelife along...
Posted by THE SELLOUT." on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 11:12:00 PST

On my mind

I know this is about 22 years out of date? but why the hell does Sade = Sharday? This language makes me scratch my head sometimes.
Posted by THE SELLOUT." on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 05:09:00 PST