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John

I am here for Friends

About Me

I can put some sniggity in your snap, or I can take the sniggity out of your sails. I like having text. I like climbing really tall umbrellas. Ella, ella, ella. Aye, aye, aye.

My Interests

Basketball, snowboarding, happy hour, Cinnamon toast crunch, ducks, useless information.

I'd like to meet:

People who like having text. And warlocks.

Music:

Makes me shake my booty.

Movies:

Superbad is favorite.

Television:

Rots your brain.

Books:

Usually make me fall asleep.

Heroes:

I love that show! God. My parents. All our troops fighting for our country and everyone who has.

And my best friend, Balls McGee. A.K.A. Ballsy. I love this guy.