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Maven

I am here for Friends

About Me

"Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards: Bastard-coated bastards with a bastard filling; But I don't find them 1/2 as annoying as I find Naive, Bubble-Headed, Optimists who walk around vomiting Sunshine." -Dr. Cox

My Interests

I hate fake people.

I'd like to meet:

God

Music:

Tool, A Perfect Circle, Disturbed, Pete Yorn, Howie Day, Tupac, Akkon, Nas, The Wedding, Rise Against, Kanye West, The Killers, Flyleaf, Paramore

Movies:

Gladiator, The Road to El Dorado, A Night at the Roxbury, Zoolander

Television:

Scrubs

Books:

Walk Two Moons,DragonLance: The Chronicles Trilogy,The Doom Brigade,Lord of the RoseThe Chaos War Series

Heroes:

My Father, Ben Franklin

My Blog

In fields where nothing grew but weeds...

In fields where nothing grew but weeds, I found a flower at my feet.
Posted by Maven on Sun, 11 May 2008 02:01:00 PST

The Black Guard

Please join below!http://cod.facebook.com/group.php?gid=8319167629
Posted by Maven on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 03:48:00 PST

Did you lose this?

Hey Guys,I've been posting for the last couple days about this. Did anyone leave this at my party? Does anyone know who it belongs to?...
Posted by Maven on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 12:49:00 PST

Boot Camp

My little brother went to boot camp about a week ago. If anyone is interested in writing him, message me and I will give you his address.
Posted by Maven on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 08:37:00 PST

Working Conditions

Where do you do your best work? Whether it be household chores, homework, or for a paycheck. What conditions increase your efficiency?
Posted by Maven on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 04:09:00 PST

Work Needed

Recently I quit my job at Johnny Rockets because I am tired of dancing for and serving the fat, rude, ignorant, belligerent, ungrateful, american public.I am now looking for labor gigs and odd jobs th...
Posted by Maven on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 03:34:00 PST

NAGA Tournament

September 29th, 2007 I will be competing in the NAGA (North American Grappling Association) tournament in Milwaukee. Doors open at 8:00am, and the matches start around noon, although the times are all...
Posted by Maven on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 12:26:00 PST

Blades of Glory

I went to see Blades of Glory with Will Ferrel and Jon Heder last night. I knew the movie was either going to be halarious or a dud, because when Will Ferrel makes movies, he really doesn't have a mid...
Posted by Maven on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:12:00 PST

Car Fire

Much to the amusement of Andrew, Omar, and the like this story is true.Thursday evening, my car caught on fire...    It was roughly 4:00pm when I left my apartment to go to the bank. I...
Posted by Maven on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 09:27:00 PST

Hero

Abraham Lincoln once said: If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North.
Posted by Maven on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:04:00 PST